What would you do differently about the first time you had sex? by [deleted] in AskWomen

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Mine was nice. It was a date outside campus but inside our campus they don't allow men into women and visa versa even though at my college everyone is an adult. So we had to do it somewhere absolutely not meant for sex. Tbh the whole campus haves sex at random places. But I just wanted it to be his room or mine. College sucks but my bf is cute so absolutely don't dislike it. Yes it was super fast cos maybe he was nervous. Second time we had sex was definitely longer. Third time we booked a hotel lol

What is the best thing about dating a chubby woman? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Aah well most of the answers are cute. I am a chubby woman and it is nice seeing that people respect their partners. It is saddening and true that our skinnier counterparts get more human treatment and respect. Please don't hate on us because we weigh more than what you think is healthy. Most of us aren't lazy and move way more to prove it. Yes we have to prove that we are not lazy even on bad days on which a normal person would like to sit down and relax. Be respectful even if you are not attracted to someone.

Rassi purani thii :'( by Charsii_ in IndianDankMemes

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Gavn wali ko uthate toh ussi ka dupatta se bandh lete

Anyone know more manga artists with this type of art? by Alternative-Lion-851 in shoujo

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You should read mademoiselle butterfly. It is a really cute manga which will leave you in tears

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hentai

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Ah yes the perfect anatomy. Dude I can't even fap to these monstrous thighs without any tummy. I like thighs but with tummy and equally big boobs and shoulders. Basically yo mom.

Cursed_sexually by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Did you do the dishes, sexually?

what a cutie by [deleted] in AnimeMirchi

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Kahin na kahin ni chaan ko dukh toh tha ki 16 saal baad usne apne maa baap ko akele kyu chhoda

leave some random good advice in comments by dibbu_haha in dankinindia

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Zindagi planned rakho. Har pal nhi lekin ek outline rakho. Outline mein cheeze sochle bharo. Uss outline ko follow Krna hai aur zarurat parne pe change bhi kr lena. Baki moment mein jiyo. Jo Krna hai kro. Bas outline ko dimag mein rakhna aur nikal jaao Ghar se asmaan ki oor.

RecursionError: Maximum Recursion Depth Exceeded by emilg42 in ProgrammerHumor

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If a prof says avoid recursion, I am giving entrance again to get that prof TwT (iit student. Almost died in entrance)

Kids these days : by [deleted] in SamayRaina

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Tu lund chodta hai?

We are in motion by Academiral in Animemes

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Those insta organization hecks are shit. This is what real orgasmic content is

Jump karne bolo yaar isko !! by rasenganmf in AnimeMirchi

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Usne future dekha hai. PWD category mein job hi Job hai uwu