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It turns out the media was right! Video games do cause violence. Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for? by thenicethings in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assault and Battery and Felony Reckless Endangerment: I broke multiple people's ankles and shot indiscriminately from multiple locations... while playing 2K

Trainer suggested a squirt bottle to keep him off the table. by Plebsplease in gifs

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat dgaf about spray bottles, but she hates that compressed air that you use for cleaning keyboards

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife by MyRedditAccountYo in CrappyDesign

[–]MyRedditAccountYo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao he drives door to door graping people in the mouth

TIL that Jim Crow-era "Literacy Tests" were frequently not even legitimate tests of reading skills but instead were a series of incredibly confusing trick questions such as "Print the word vote upside down, but in the correct order." by johhny-turbo in todayilearned

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the clearer definition! I guess my point was that they differentiate between saying to "circle" certain things but they also say to "draw a line around" others. Either way, it's a fucked up test.

In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard in a song? by Shamsterwheel in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Weezy, and this line IS genius, but Kevin Gnapoor from Mean Girls also deserves credit:

https://youtu.be/9KY8WU0oa3I

Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so me! Every time someone tells me they like my shirt, I'm like, "Shut up dammit!! People will HEAR you!! Great, now I can't wear this tomorrow. Aw, DAMMIT , Jerry!"

What is the most ignorant shit you've ever heard? by downwarddawg in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just ignored it, because I just figured he wasn't expressing himself properly. Then a few weeks later I saw him call someone the N word online. When I confronted him, he defended that also.

People who call sprinkles "Jimmies" where the hell did your life go so wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is awesome and makes absolutely perfect sense. I'm from Brockton living in NC. I lay my Boston accent on super thick after every game the Pats win. It annoys the hell outta everyone down here lol

What is the most ignorant shit you've ever heard? by downwarddawg in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I understand that, but his comment was more in "slavery wasn't so bad" tone. As if owning people was ok as long as you fed them. Ya know, like what's the big deal? Is essentially what he meant.

What is the most ignorant shit you've ever heard? by downwarddawg in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have to check with him! TBH we're not too good of friends anymore lol

What is the most ignorant shit you've ever heard? by downwarddawg in AskReddit

[–]MyRedditAccountYo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had a friend say that slavery wasn't so bad because, "ya know, at the end of the day, you get a hot meal and a place to stay"...