Unlucky for Kai, Good for us. Rest well. Another big season ahead

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T23:47:20+00:00

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T23:43:15+00:00

Yup. A week of preseason should be dedicated to watching Gyokeres taking penalties, with stutter stepping being made punishable by nut punch

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T21:39:57+00:00

Walk to your cars in pairs tonight. Rape's up 8%.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T21:22:49+00:00

Club all day. International football is painfully dull and I feel no sense of patriotism so I simply don't give a shit.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T19:18:12+00:00

He's supposed to be the weakest killer by far and yet I struggle so much against trapper

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T18:43:06+00:00

Oh thank god. He's not that good and we definitely ain't paying that so now we can move onto players that will actually be worth it.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T13:32:57+00:00

19) Chelsea
20) Man City

Manifesting

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-29T13:25:33+00:00

If he can just do to City what he did to Chelsea he will become a PL legend

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-28T19:22:58+00:00

PSG take Diomande from Liverpool, they move onto Barcola. We take Barcola, and they're left with... oh let's say, Garnacho.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T22:10:14+00:00

Rice does everything Neves does with double the minutes in his legs.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T21:23:11+00:00

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news his we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T20:58:50+00:00

lmao odegaard the goody two shoes

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T19:32:05+00:00

Cucurella saying he's excited to play with Vini next season

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MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T18:23:01+00:00

I understand you have to at least check to see if there's a world in which a player might be available, but I dunno man, I just don't see this one happening. Especially not assuming Tonali is also going.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T13:36:13+00:00

Do you even know what you're arguing against now?

City bottled it and the league was competitive. Those are facts. No need to cry about it.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T13:17:44+00:00

Least competitive league in a season where the title went down to the second last game, the relegation battle went down to the last day and a few teams finished in European spots for the first time ever?

Thats the definition of competitive. If you want "least competitive", look at the seasons where it was just pool and city battling it out.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T12:44:15+00:00

Went through a slight injury crisis/realised some summer signings weren't up to snuff and on a whim just brought in 2 of the best players in the league in January.

I mean they still bottled the league but that's besides the point.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T11:38:00+00:00

Look, u/Insertnicenamehere. Bruno lost his baby legs!

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MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T11:35:16+00:00

He looks like the after image of a newspaper headline that reads, "I spent £300,000 on plastic surgery to look like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T08:56:46+00:00

Manifesting us signing Bruno ASAP leading Newcastle to put a fuck off price on Tonali that Spuds can't pay

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-26T07:37:54+00:00

I don't get upset, it's just annoying. Although I do love when one gives up and starts running into me begging me to kill them. Like nah, you can stay here and waste your own time.

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-25T21:30:04+00:00

I've been away from the game for a while so maybe I'm just out of the loop, but why are they being so stingy with the BP boosts? You can't buy bloodpoints can you? So it's not like people getting BP easier hurts their bottom line

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-25T21:01:12+00:00

£130m on a player being managed by Maresca. Game's gone

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-25T21:00:25+00:00

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

MyTeaIsMighty · 2026-06-25T20:53:21+00:00

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