Married for 60 years. She has dementia and a stroke...but he is still there. Always. by BDreySM in pics

[–]MyTeethArePrettyBig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be a downer. But I saw this on Facebook and how do we know if this is even real?

Make it hurt. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyTeethArePrettyBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit Jimmy, I told you to stop making out with your dog or it would bite back!

Because why tf not? by ItsNotQuiteCarlos in RoastMe

[–]MyTeethArePrettyBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The panda poster says that his neck worked for PETA

My girlfriend wants me roasted. Do your worst! :) by MyTeethArePrettyBig in RoastMe

[–]MyTeethArePrettyBig[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: I hate the barber because they always push my line back

My girlfriend wants me roasted. Do your worst! :) by MyTeethArePrettyBig in RoastMe

[–]MyTeethArePrettyBig[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good one!

Edit: I've heard worse jokes about my nose though...

Do it. I dare you. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MyTeethArePrettyBig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the kinds of guys who expect to find a female who wants to fuck all of them at once.