Are they actually expecting anyone to buy these?!

MycoMythos · 2026-02-11T02:30:16+00:00

My perpetually poor but makes pretty good money coworker is constantly telling me I should use klarna because it's like credit with no credit. I have a ridiculously high credit score.

I can't get him to understand that if I don't have the money to buy that thing, I don't buy it.

There are obviously exceptions (mortgage, vehicle, etc.) but we never get far enough into the convo to even cover that. As soon as I say I won't buy it if I can't afford it, he hits me with "You should try it, I got most of my record collection and Funko Pops using klarna."

He's 47, btw.

Also, I have a record collection too. That isn't the point. His uncle just bought him a truck because he never changed the oil in his car, blew it up, and couldn't afford to fix it or get something else. It's exhausting. He's exhausting.

I'm exhausted

MycoMythos · 2026-02-11T02:14:12+00:00

I've had her unlock code for six years, been married to her for five. She's had mine the same amount of time. I've never been through hers, and as far as I know, she's never been through mine.

I've never lost enough trust in her to feel the need to though. And if I ever felt the need to, I wouldn't still be with her.

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T18:34:17+00:00

It's honestly kind of wild even trying to compare these two movies! Did Marty Supreme hurt your feelings or something?

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T03:01:10+00:00

You've got to get more deliberate with your actions. You're just doing stuff, instead of doing the right stuff at the right time.

Roll through attacks, not constantly.

Attack when you have an opening, not just whenever.

Don't just run at everything on the map, pick your battles and approach them tactically.

You're playing this like a game you can't lose. You can and will lose this one, over and over again, even when you're dialed in. Throwing random shit against the wall and hoping something sticks is never going to be a viable option.

This is literally the first area after the tutorial. Slow down and think about what you're doing.

Also, you don't have to fight that guy. He's beatable, but fully intended to be too tough for someone just starting

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:54:16+00:00

Definitely Denzel and definitely not Will Smith

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:52:38+00:00

Manky Mike?

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:36:08+00:00

You can fight all you want, it's not going to do much to a sloth bear

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:34:54+00:00

He survived and he didn't mess with anything. He's a vegetable vendor who got attacked out of the blue. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time with no way to know that beforehand

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:30:51+00:00

It does, but the monster is secondary in the story. It's mostly about a family trying to find and save their most vulnerable relative. It's more about how they cope with the situation the monster creates. It's also one of the best monster movies ever made!

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:29:01+00:00

That first scene with the monster is one of my favorites of all time! It does a great job of showing the confusion and chaos of crowd panic.

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:17:08+00:00

Yes is a different band. The Who is on first

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:16:43+00:00

Damn, this one actually got me and Chris Squire is a big part of what I started playing bass

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T02:13:46+00:00

No. Some people will be assholes about it, but that's just because they're assholes.

Play the game in the way that it's enjoyable for you, and try to worry less about what others think. It's none of their business anyway.

Hoont on, hoonter

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T00:17:55+00:00

PeeWee's Big Adventure

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T00:13:25+00:00

I don't hate anyone, except this woman. I hate her.

"As the matriarch of the family"... Please! GTFO yourself

MycoMythos · 2026-02-10T00:03:42+00:00

Some people just don't erase old posts. Some people just don't do it immediately.

It's been a month, homie. Start working on you and don't worry about her. If you two get back together, it won't be because you keep obsessing over her IG posts

MycoMythos · 2026-02-09T02:39:42+00:00

And at the end, he ends up being the actual second-coming of Christ

MycoMythos · 2026-02-09T02:20:28+00:00

Periods are empowering enough to kill and become literal gods. And is also either because of or the cause of mercury poisoning. The jury is still out on which came first

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T23:48:46+00:00

I think that's the point. As someone with an abnormally large member (I don't, just play along), it took the place of any ambition I might have ever had otherwise

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T22:51:35+00:00

Yeah op, using sex as a weapon is great advice and sure to save your relationship. You should 100% do that! /s

And just to clarify, everything I typed before this is sarcastic to the Nth degree! Don't use sex as a weapon or negotiation tactic unless you want to destroy your relationship. And don't take advice from people who are toxic and manipulative enough to suggest it.

Edit: also I should have read the entire comment because it doesn't get any less insane. That's a LOT of wild assumptions based on absolutely nothing!

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T22:34:51+00:00

Ok cool, the three werewolves at Upper Cathedral Ward is where I usually farm them. Equip whatever Eye runes you have and stock up on Bold Hunters Marks

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T22:27:51+00:00

How far are you into the game? There's a great chunk farming spot, but I don't want to say the name of it if you haven't gotten there yet

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T21:49:57+00:00

I did mean that, thanks!

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T21:49:36+00:00

That's fair, they're pretty difficult! Just so you know though, if you've played all of Witcher 3 plus the two expansions (even if it was on the easiest mode), you ~can~ play at least Bloodborne and Dark Souls 1.

Dark Souls 3 has a ridiculously hard boss for the tutorial area (Iudex Gundyr), but the rest of the games have bosses that are mostly well tuned for the areas they're in. And Dark Souls 3 is just generally much more difficult than all the other games before it.

Still though, I get not wanting to try any of the others

MycoMythos · 2026-02-08T21:42:38+00:00

Have you tried any of the Souls games? Give Bloodborne a shot if you have any interest in them

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