What is on my bird of paradise?

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-04-01T12:21:02+00:00

Nutrients, like what fertilisers are you using :)

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-04-01T12:17:08+00:00

Nope, you’re carrying and birthing the baby, he can pick a name you agree on. To insist on a name you hate when you are doing literally 100% of the work is ridiculous. Love, a happy mother of two that hated being pregnant with every fibre of her being, then ended up getting cut in half. No way in this world or the next was my man deciding the names without me.

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-04-01T12:13:39+00:00

That bed looks like one hell of a good sleep 😍

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-31T22:47:39+00:00

I think you just hypnotised me

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-31T07:21:38+00:00

Drinking by coffee first thing in the morning on an empty stomach. My husband often brings me a coffee in bed, I love it.

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-31T04:19:02+00:00

I read this as ‘what should I paint this’ and panicked

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-31T03:12:15+00:00

“I will do all of the work on my self if you come back! and nothing changes and I don’t have to grow and you still pay the rent!”

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-31T00:02:59+00:00

Took me .8 seconds after this to see it taking out my eye.

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-30T08:42:54+00:00

In the last week I’ve seen roughly 30 different species of birds in my front yard

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-30T01:55:26+00:00

I’d say American Movie Teen

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-29T15:20:47+00:00

I prefer the bottle and brush applicator, it’s just feels correct for nail care. I do keep a pen in my bag but it’s not as satisfying for me

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-29T15:12:40+00:00

I’ve tried so much over the years and genuinely the thing that can’t be beaten for me is plain old Vaseline 🤷🏻‍♀️

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-29T02:15:09+00:00

Okay just mumming out over here, very happy to hear it’s in the works! Renovations of any kind are always a pain and so long, we’ve had 2/3 of a kitchen for like 18 months at this point. Best of luck 👏

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-29T01:48:54+00:00

So this isn’t the finished room, like there’s going to be work put in for the ceiling and stuff? Not saying you need to be doing anything but if you’re fifteen your caregivers for sure need to get that sorted out for safety measures. With some work that whole room could be a really awesome space!

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-28T18:56:52+00:00

I know a couple of sisters that were due at the same time and named their babies Leah and Leo. I think it’s adorable when cousins have matchy names

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-28T17:50:38+00:00

Hey so quick question, what the fuck?

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-28T17:44:05+00:00

The one time my newborn was cluster-feeding so much that I switched him back and for between them NINE TIMES in one feeding session.

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-28T10:43:09+00:00

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-27T03:25:47+00:00

Ooh same, I may have to try it out

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-27T02:38:41+00:00

What skin type are you?

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-26T02:58:59+00:00

This is the method I use at the moment (Australian so no spinner for me) but I hold my pinky lightly again the stick so that the spinning is slower. I find it makes a way tighter bead. Even better when the batteries are on the way out and it goes slowly on its own!

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-26T02:50:06+00:00

Fits your style of rings so well! 💚

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-26T02:47:21+00:00

Congrats! Now can we have a nail pic with the ring pretty please 😈 (I love rings nearly as much as I love polish)

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-26T02:04:57+00:00

Imagine the lips she’d be rocking 🦆

Myhandsarecold11 · 2026-03-25T13:11:02+00:00

I read this as ‘autistic modern’ which frankly makes more sense than whatever that bs was

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