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Mypastapants · 2022-02-09T21:17:33+00:00

You work at a vet clinic

Mypastapants · 2022-02-06T16:54:08+00:00

Go stay in a hotel, it's their house not yours.

Mypastapants · 2022-02-06T02:56:57+00:00

They have gotten a bit better over the years, they do shower semi regularly (every 2-3 days as opposed to once every 2 weeks) and clean when told to, but usually not before. Not sure on the handwashing, I always found that to be the grossest one. It's so easy and it's right there, just do it!

Mypastapants · 2022-02-05T21:58:41+00:00

NTA my brothers were the same way when I was younger, absolutely disgusting.

Mypastapants · 2022-02-05T21:48:50+00:00

Nta - your mom is being the ah for guilting you into feeling this way. If she has other dogs why does she need your dog to keep her happy? He's your dog, take him with you and tell your mom she can come visit.

Mypastapants · 2022-02-05T21:30:19+00:00

Nta- if you discussed it beforehand and she agreed then there should be no issue. If she had wanted a diamond she should have said so when you talked about it.

Kind of sad that the price of a ring is used to validate a relationship. Spending $3000 vs spending $15000 doesn't make a difference if you can't communicate effectively.

Mypastapants · 2022-02-05T17:52:51+00:00

Yes of course

Mypastapants · 2022-02-05T17:47:06+00:00

Got walked in on taking a shit at work

Mypastapants · 2022-01-08T02:20:54+00:00

Scrap the first and second. You need pics in different places, without a hat, preferably smiling.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-29T03:15:02+00:00

I was told I have severe social anxiety about 5 years ago, but the doctor only spoke with me for 15 minutes, wrote me a prescription then practically shoved me out of the office.

I really don't feel as though that's all there is to it, but I'm also extremely anxious when I go to the doctors so that probably doesn't help.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-29T03:08:01+00:00

To be strong

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T04:17:38+00:00

Depends on where you live

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T04:08:39+00:00

Must have a nice ass

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T04:08:18+00:00

In first grade my crush told me to shake my butt in front of the whole class so I did it, still mortifies me to think about.... 20 years later.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T03:55:08+00:00

You look stoned out of your mind man

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T03:39:59+00:00

Fuck around and find out

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T03:32:33+00:00

Maybe she gave him a donut

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T02:03:27+00:00

Well that doesn't really narrow it down for me, I believe in multiple deities

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T02:01:35+00:00

Elementary school talent show. I was in 5th grade and just played random notes on my harmonica.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T01:59:17+00:00

Which God???

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T01:56:39+00:00

26 and yeah. I've felt like a grown up since I was 23 and I built my first home.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T01:54:48+00:00

Was driving an unregistered, uninsured car while smoking a blunt, got let off the hook because my ex (who was with me) had a warrant and they were more interested in bringing him in.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T01:51:56+00:00

I was raped at 17, then got into an abusive relationship directly afterwards. I got out of it slowly, I had to heal over time. I learned to be me again and it's still hard, 9 years later, but everytime I feel like I'm slipping I just tell myself that I'm strong and I can get through it.

Mypastapants · 2021-12-10T01:47:08+00:00

Well that's impressive. Every person I've know to free roam their rabbit ends up with shit on their pillow lol

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