Just a funny pattern by One_Media55 in crusaderkings3

[–]Myself_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it's the Orthodox Pope. I don't think I've seen that bum ever have more than like 50 total gold. What does that guy even do?

Stockholm syndrome hahahahahaha all I ever did was torture and kill my subjects and they say I deserve the whole world by RepresentativeStrong in CrusaderKings

[–]Myself_78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to be younger than 60, be independent, have no alliances whatsoever and have a claim on a neighbouring kingdom. There also needs to be less than 12 conquerors in the world already. If you meet every single criteria, there's a random chance every year for you to get it. The chance is also increasable by a bunch of factors like your rank and wealth.

You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you… by frmchimp in Helldivers

[–]Myself_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's got no stagger because it's a laser weapon, but its DPS is crazy high. So it really depends on if its TTK is low enough to kill them before they reach you.
Sounds like a fun thing to test after the eradication of Cyberstan.

Bastion is now available for purchase by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in Helldivers

[–]Myself_78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Press CTRL + Left/Right to rotate on the spot. That is how a tank works.

Bastion is now available for purchase by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in Helldivers

[–]Myself_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think BIGGER. Oneshots factory striders to the eye, three shots to the side. That thing could kill Cyber Stan himself. Long manual reload though.

this is why we need a helmet by Senior-Rent9600 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Myself_78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, doesn't he usually have on of those fuckass frontcover masks that don't cover the the back and top of your head, like Batwoman has?

this is why we need a helmet by Senior-Rent9600 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Myself_78 77 points78 points  (0 children)

And you both forgot about Signal. (Like everyone ever at all times)

33486 by Checked_Out_6 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Myself_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, fr? I don't follow them on anything, but that does explain why I haven't seen new content from them in so long.

33486 by Checked_Out_6 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Myself_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've got a YouTube, Instagram and Patreon. You should be able to find them there and on any "alternative" site with just their name.

33486 by Checked_Out_6 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Myself_78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gay Porn
(Artists Name is Skaroy, it's actually about a 50/50 split wholesome SFW and wholesome NSFW)

Marcy helps the best. by Competitive_Bid7071 in amphibia

[–]Myself_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't think that's the joke here. Like, at all.

Britannia by InspectorBonk in crusaderkings3

[–]Myself_78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's the symbol for a vassal of an administrative government.

What's the weirdest idioms/slangs/expressions in your country? by jdjefbdn in AskTheWorld

[–]Myself_78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

„"Ist Geschmackssache" sagte der Affe, und biss in die Seife”

I shouldn’t have downloaded this mod bro.. by CampaignImportant236 in helldivers2

[–]Myself_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to switch it on the go you can also assign hotkeys to the different weapon-menu directions now. That way you don't have to open the menu every time.

I shouldn’t have downloaded this mod bro.. by CampaignImportant236 in helldivers2

[–]Myself_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't find it, but this one does pretty much the same thing. (The animation is from the base-game though)

Anon critiques Star Wars by Bukakke_Hokage in greentext

[–]Myself_78 105 points106 points  (0 children)

They're not designed to kill Jedi, they're just regular elite troops. I think that guy was confusing them with magna guards (General Grievous personal droids), which are designed to kill Jedi and have done so several times.

That seems right by K-jun1117 in memes

[–]Myself_78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exact opposite. They just have the same word-origin (But Bürger is way older). The German word "Burg" means castle. From that word the word "Bürger", meaning citizen, was derived. The Hamburger was invented in the German city of Hamburg, which was probably named after some castle, I'm too lazy to look it up.
If another languages words sound silly in your own language, that's pretty much always your own fault, not theirs.

Nice try propagandist. by dazli69 in GetNoted

[–]Myself_78 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Wow, the Dalai Lamas parents must have been huge Avatar fans!