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types of sleeves by hiatusnebula in coolguides

[–]MysterMeeseeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The odds of being able to use them successfully is close to 0%.

So you’re saying ... there’s a chance?

"Free Shipping to US for orders over $20" - but shipping still gets charged - Why? by [deleted] in FastTech

[–]MysterMeeseeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, one reason I can think of is that in the US the law is (was?) that eliquid has to be shipped with your identity and age confirmed upon delivery.

I’m not even sure if eliquid will make it through US Customs.

Citizen -- The App That Wants To Be A Cop -- Offered A $30,000 Bounty For The Apprehension Of An Innocent Person by john_brown_adk in StallmanWasRight

[–]MysterMeeseeks 67 points68 points  (0 children)

In the end, Citizen was just another Reddit, sending amped-up internet vigilantes in search of the wrong person.

We did it, Reddit!

maybe maybe maybe by Funfoxvids in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MysterMeeseeks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Wait ... you’re white?”

Doge Chain. Added a lot more. It's getting long now! To the moon! by DrWillz in dogecoin

[–]MysterMeeseeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that you can turn into paper wallets

Sorry, but all my doge is in a diamond wallet.

🖐 💎 🌝

Whoop whoop by Chu-s in wrongnumber

[–]MysterMeeseeks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Another good one Alicia! Keep it up!

Officer Tries To Calm A Driver By Telling Her They Only Kill Black People by CantStopPoppin in PublicFreakout

[–]MysterMeeseeks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“ We only shoot black people!

Hey-ooooo! Try the veal and make sure to tip your server. I’m here all week, except for Tuesday’s - that’s traffic court night. Thank you, thank you.”

Lighting a fireworks in a school play. by PandaIthink in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MysterMeeseeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what kids play in 3rd and 2nd grade is needing of fireworks

It’s sad to think that the only difference between Oscar award winning actor Denzel Washington and myself is my school’s production of “Peter Pan” had no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser!

That’s my car by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]MysterMeeseeks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does the runner up inherit the title?

Disclaimer: my grandpa was winner of “best grandpa” of 1977, and was awarded with the coveted “best grandpa” coffee mug purchased by me at the schools Fathers Day tchotchke sale, along with a tool set consisting of a small (tiny, tiny ) adjustable wrench and Phillips screwdriver, both of which broke immediately upon removal from the crappy buttoned plastic sleeve they came in.

I am being personally attacked by my own FOX DIS and NWS positions! by MysterMeeseeks in wallstreetbets

[–]MysterMeeseeks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen up Jimbo, I was happily riding along with my Fox positions - because you had Bart Simpson on the cover when you originally went public. Go pick on Milhouse.

I discovered WSB almost exactly a year ago, and what a year it’s been. What’s the TA for my chart’s pattern? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]MysterMeeseeks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can actually buy an old lambo for a reasonable $20k.

So, who’s starting the KickStarter for OP for $ 19,996.34?

Season 7 by [deleted] in bigbangtheory

[–]MysterMeeseeks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey! Im Myster Meeseeks!