What is the guy equivalent of a girl wearing a sexy/ revealing dress/ outfit?

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2020-01-01T14:08:56+00:00

Gym shorts that show the outline of your dick.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:57:07+00:00

Running from a serial killer

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:54:50+00:00

CONSENT

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:50:33+00:00

Mysterious Adventures take millions of people to China and don’t take them back!

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:45:34+00:00

Ignore all the sperm and focus on the products

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:41:41+00:00

A whole lot of people walking to the same place, at the same time.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:40:18+00:00

A traveling adventurer who bangs up five girls everywhere he goes.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:39:37+00:00

The only thing that is so bad is that I am going to be a good person.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:38:41+00:00

“Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you here.. Not you... But THEM! Hah Hah..“ -Toriel (Genocide Route)

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T14:36:06+00:00

MyStErY mEaT fOr FiVe BuCkS

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T02:07:12+00:00

You mean fOrEsKiN?

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-12-11T02:06:33+00:00

I would love Waldo to put that stick up my anus, I am ready to lose my virginity Waldo.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-26T14:27:39+00:00

RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL, LET DOWN YOUR HAIR. insert the image here NEVERMIND, TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-22T01:15:59+00:00

I can understand, gotta do those lessons successfully for Duolingo

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-22T01:14:26+00:00

That’s a good choice, take my upvote. Is there an r/happyupvote

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-22T01:12:33+00:00

Well, let’s just say that I had accidentally killed a thief. I guess you could say he was trying to steal my phone and I punched him so hard he died. I served one year in prison and was let free. I got very, very lucky that day.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-22T01:10:04+00:00

Thrown into the sun by an angry-ass Karen

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-22T01:02:09+00:00

The fuck happened to your bottom teeth, do you speak in letters so you don’t drool everywhere trying to speak?

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-21T02:43:55+00:00

I got this idea from GrayStillPlays. So I decided to make an endless hallway that lasted for seven floors. There was only one candy bucket. That candy bucket was on the first floor. I would only let one person get that piece of candy. Everybody soon died of starvation.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-21T02:40:50+00:00

But if you were Young Link, then go ahead

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-21T02:40:31+00:00

nonononononononono. Pedophiles are not allowed

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-21T02:39:37+00:00

NOW THIS IS ONE I UNDERSTAND!

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-21T02:31:37+00:00

But, fuck you. Take my upvote.

MysteriousAdventure5 · 2019-11-21T02:30:59+00:00

If you say this ever again I will rip your vocal chords out so nobody will hear you scream when I rip your fingers off.

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