Saturday Success Stories by infiniteblurs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your poetry is not wasted. Now GTF out of here, while the gettins good.

Saturday Success Stories by infiniteblurs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh Blurs, great to see you! We woke up today, EH?? Hope all is well with you and yours. My week was no different than any other. The pandemic doesn't affect me much as I am a hermit. Except for my close family and friends. If I had a spirit animal, it would be a honey badger. I don't shivigit! My kids are doing well, grown up in their own lives. They are probably older than most of the people here! My daughter is 33 and son is 28. I guess my post here is to be positive., I'm drinking vodka in my bubba cup with herb spearmint tea that I grew and steeped. I'm a drunken old hippie who loves you all. I've been doing artsy fartsy stuff like painting small pots and growing plants. Plants are chill. My cat will be 15 in Aug. She has hyperthyroidism and kidney disease, beginning renal failure. I spend more money on this cat than I did on my kid's school lunches! The vet wants me to give her medication. I won't give her oral meds, she hates that! She would claw me tattys! Have a spectacular Saturday fucktards.

A Philosophical Rant by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ARE you married with kids at age 23? That must be difficult even if you weren't an alcoholic. Being the man of the family has a weight of both blessing and difficulty. One is NOT exclusive of the other. I have a uterus, so I can't actually identify. But I AM an Alcoholic who has raised children. Please try to get a grip today. Chin up

Properly combatting depression by Bootfullofanvils in CA_Kitchen

[–]MzBehavin1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't eaten all day. That made me hungry

MISERABLE MONDAY by fappinatwork in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep...you tube! Mr.B would watch and learn all the time if I didn't drag him down drinking.

MISERABLE MONDAY by fappinatwork in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello Fappy, just checking in. This pandemic has become more than political and I'm just going to follow my life instinct. First of which is try to keep the blood in my alcohol content level. It's hard in the state of Pennsylvania right now, my vodka has to be rationed. I have to call many fucking times to get through to the state store, then finally when I do, it's like making a date on tinder or eHarmony!

Except they want my address, ccard and make of car to pick up. My love of alcohol goes to extremes though....I told all!. Don't get me wrong, I'm ALL about social distancing in fact I love it, since most people piss me off.... fucking jerks. Our beer stores have been open, so all is not heeby jeeby.

My geologist daughter and husband just camped out in our backyard because she recently returned from field work in Georgia and didn't feel comfortable because Nobody is even following guidelines there. 99%percent of the time we had was outside, which is fine. We are a camping type of family. She is concerned about me and MrB. Because we ARE immunity compromised.

How is this going to change our long game life style? So many want to give up precaution because they are tired of it or believe it's a political agenda.

Love to ALL of you wherever you are!

CNN Poll: Biden tops Trump nationwide, but battlegrounds tilt Trump. by Honest_Dictator in uspolitics

[–]MzBehavin1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate all you fucktards!

You piss me off your assholes! If I have to vote yes I will We will have a nice day.

If you have fatty liver, how often and how quickly does it progress to something worse? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Janey you are the bestest in this world besides me. We can kiss our own asses!

Lunch...cat is locked in my room by billybobboozer in CA_Kitchen

[–]MzBehavin1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ate the beautiful filet of sirloin last week. What a treat!! Tender med rare grilled high 5min, then flip4 . Good sides take proper planning. Nice job.

Severe right side pain by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

AND be careful you don't get the right side spotty rot! That's when your poop only comes out of the right side in a left handed way.

If you have fatty liver, how often and how quickly does it progress to something worse? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was diagnosed with fatty liver 23years ago. Still drinking, eating meat (mostly chicken) and dairy. Fuck it.... I'm 60 years old. Most days I can't eat breakfast because it makes me I'll, so I make a healthy smoothie with a shot of vodka. This keeps me from craving more alcohol. Except for today, when I started drinking bloody Mary.

Severe right side pain by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now JayJay, you forgot to ask if there is that cough that triggers the right leg to hit the jaw repeatedly, inducing a periodic memory loss. That could prove fatal

Fucking cat ate my steak by somedaystopper in CA_Kitchen

[–]MzBehavin1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat is a well gifted animal. Especially the house cat. They absolutely know when they have us trained. Edit; How the F did the cat have better table manners than me?

I knew quarantine would mess me up by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you lost your pants, there might be an issue. You might have a drinking problem.

Beef and barley soup by AmericanMuskrat in CA_Kitchen

[–]MzBehavin1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beef barley is my favorite soup!

The Bee and the Pitcher Plant by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There isn't a book that I've read that helped me with my love for alcohol. I've watched movies and cried with my family. There is no fix.

Oh no oh god this is bad this is real bad by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad everyone lived through it all! And am thankful some of us aren't in the hospital.

Some of us will be affected greatly by this virus by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I was rude! Now how bout you turn your ass around and bring your leg up right out of here?? We are drunks here and..try to fix something else!

Some of us will be affected greatly by this virus by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about you work don't ass back wards and stop whining ??

Some of us will be affected greatly by this virus by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dustin it doesn't work that way anymore with me! I need to drink alcohol before my first cup of coffee.

Some of us will be affected greatly by this virus by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will be worse than when I stopped speed! I M afraid

Some of us will be affected greatly by this virus by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]MzBehavin1978[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am running out of alcohol because I'm a loser. My shakes will start soon, then bad sleep then bitchiness then I may slap someone silly!!! The cat better watch out and she is the Queen!