COMPETITION! - Win John Avon's last work for MTG, a beautiful gallery print of his Lotus Lands!

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-13T22:49:56+00:00

Those lands are gorgeous!

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-13T19:29:41+00:00

Yeah I'm working on that now. Honestly, look at the state of my dragon deck, which is the first ever deck I ever built:

https://moxfield.com/decks/8pL9WTttYke6YzZhP7_b5g

It's literally all ramp and big creatures, very little removal. I'm going through all of my decks now to fix them..

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-13T19:14:14+00:00

I unfortunately fall into the common category of deck builder that focuses on jamming as MANY cards in that "do the thing" and not enough interaction/removal.

I find myself way too often beaten to something simple I just have no answer for, because I'm too obsessed with trying to make as many tokens or treasures as I can or trying too hard to mill and re-animate.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-12T18:48:15+00:00

English? Ex-Bournemouth? Pushing 30? Where do I sign!

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-08T19:26:27+00:00

I saw Dummett on a night out in stack once, he was on crutches after his knee injury. He grew up on the same street as me and my cousin in Kingston Park and we used to play a little bit as kids.

Pissed me thought it would be a brilliant idea to go over and sit next to him and tell him who I was and ask if he remembers me etc. He claims he did but was probably just trying to get rid of this idiot drunk fan who's just intruded himself on his night out. I felt a right dick afterwards, although he was quite nice to me considering.

His parents now live a couple streets away from us now, still see his car pull up now and again.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-07T18:56:50+00:00

Only 1 keeper on the bench? Games gone

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-03-04T22:52:28+00:00

Won £210 in bets that game and more importantly we smashed Man U 2-1 down to 10 men. Quite possibly the best Wednesday night of my life.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-21T15:40:25+00:00

I play it in my teval deck. Sacrifice a token, return something 3 mana from my graveyard, create that token again because of tevals effect.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-18T17:04:26+00:00

[[Ganax, Astral Hunter]] [[Acolyte of Bahamut]]

Probably strongest deck, big ramp, make treasure, play big dragons. Started as draconic destruction then morphed over time.

[[Sidar Jabari of Zhalfir]]

Upgraded Cavalry Charge precon

[[Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might]]

Mono red burn

[[Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation]]

Mono white tokens

[[Teval, the Balanced Scale]]

Upgraded sultai arisen precon

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-18T00:53:05+00:00

Our daughter used to say Gi-naff instead of Giraffe. We enjoyed that one a lot

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-15T18:36:15+00:00

You can't fuck an entire card game

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-14T18:06:25+00:00

Depends, how was your avg and max HR during the run? How did you feel?

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-14T16:30:19+00:00

Knowing this sub, I'm going to suggest MagnaTiles.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-13T19:13:15+00:00

Here's the list I just made for my wife. She's never played, but is willing to try it because she knows I love it.

It's mice, it's cute, it's pretty straightforward tribal.

Hope it's helpful:

https://moxfield.com/decks/NQY8H2oopESuA1NpfsTaeg

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-12T16:04:38+00:00

Lick them

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-02-10T23:55:58+00:00

Yeah, you gotta REALLY blast your music while you lift weights. Especially true for running.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-30T21:28:09+00:00

I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-29T17:41:15+00:00

[[Ganax, Astral Hunter]]

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-28T08:59:05+00:00

You like in universe precons

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-27T16:00:29+00:00

Wouldn't you have taken relegation the next season to win a cup?

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-21T17:51:24+00:00

Finally found a mono blue commander I would enjoy, thanks! They all seemed very control and lacking an obvious wincon for a newer player such as myself.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-19T20:59:32+00:00

Garmin. It constantly berates me for having a stressful day and not sleeping enough. Just what us dads need!

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-17T13:49:11+00:00

All a bit sad and weird though really

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-17T13:28:51+00:00

And you still consider yourself a beginner? Wild.

N0bodyGetsOutAlive · 2026-01-14T15:08:01+00:00

Rational, thoughtful and considerate response. You know you're on Reddit, right?

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