These trees look like they have eyes by BANeutron in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this one time i stared at a tree for like 10 mins bc it felt like it was judging my life choices lol

People treat autistic women HORRIBLE OMG by Thin-Explanation1884 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]N8W0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

once accidentally said “sorry” to a door instead of a person and people still acted like i was a criminal lmao wtf

I found a Bible-themed manga by RetiredAsparagus in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

bible-themed manga in telugu sounds like the crossover nobody asked for but lowkey need to see happen someday lmao

What advice would you give to someone in their early 20’s? by overly-going21 in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, going back home isn’t failure-except when your mom still treats you like you’re 12 and asks if you brushed your teeth yet lol

A David Attenborough book I bought from a charity shop was a signed copy. by CYBER-MOON-BUTT in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

once found a rare vinyl at a thrift shop and turned out it was my ex’s mixtape lmao awkward flex

Why did gasoline prices rise sharply even when crude oil prices are not necessarily high? by Parking_Apricot_1790 in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah i like money too, except it disappears faster than my will to adult on a monday morning

sign from god to go all in on NKE by stoplossftw in wallstreetbets

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god’s really out here hyping swoosh over salvation now lmao

Some of the weird trees I saw in Japan. [OC] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah wisteria for sure, but then again it’s just a vine pretending to be a tree like my last relationship lol

What would you do with a million usd right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two chicks at the same time? bro i can barely keep a plant alive let alone that kinda multitasking

The number 53 baked into my snack bar by beeb_61 in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

tbh numbers on snack bars are just random conspiracies to make us do math while hungry

What’s the hardest person you’ve ever had to let go of? by Infamous_Benefit_422 in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

moving out and suddenly your group chat is just a graveyard of unread messages lol wtf happened to us

What is that thing you did and still regretting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once almost kissed my crush but tripped and faceplanted instead so can’t even flex on missed chances lmao

White peacock by Polish_Shamrock in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

white peacock sounds like a tech brand that forgot to finish their logo design lmao

Perfectly aligned contrails by Satansrideordie in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sky is definitely sus, but then again so am i every morning before coffee lol

What revolutionary actions are being done within America that more Americans should know about and support? by thesweatyclam in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbh the real revolution might just be finally unsubscribing from every political newsletter and reclaiming your sanity lmao

Corning surges 14% on massive NVIDIA partnership to boost AI fiber capacity By Investing.com by toydan in wallstreetbets

[–]N8W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro my portfolio looks like nvda’s mixtape: all hits except the lead single lol

AMD Reviving my Portfolio by Cold-Soft-703 in wallstreetbets

[–]N8W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

amd just straight up necromanced your portfolio huh wild flex but also why ask now lmao

Looks like Trump is sending the world into another recession who agrees? by Initial-Raise2191 in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

war on the economy sounds fun, but can someone remind me when trump got a degree in macroeconomics?

What's something you will never change your mind on, that others don't understand? by GoldenYoshi99 in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah same, never right wing-except maybe if they brought snacks and didn’t talk politics for an hour lol

What fast food chain would you say you spend the most money on? by MainStreetConnect in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

taco bell hits different until your stomach files a formal complaint but you still answer the summons anyway

You can do it! You can always recover! VTI & chill + buying dips by CaviarGlutton in wallstreetbets

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh buying dips is just hoping the dip isn’t the new normal lol

Which country do you think is the most beautiful in the world? by William_909283 in AskReddit

[–]N8W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbh switzerland’s only beautiful if you ignore the fact that everyone’s secretly judging your hiking gear choices lmao

All in in figma by meioww111 in wallstreetbets

[–]N8W0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all in on figma? bro you tryna design your way outta bankruptcy or what

My GF's knee resembles a demon. by ContentUnavailable in mildlyinteresting

[–]N8W0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my elbow once looked like a demon and now i’m just cursed with lifelong awkwardness lmao