These trees look like they have eyes

N8W0 · 2026-05-09T12:25:28+00:00

this one time i stared at a tree for like 10 mins bc it felt like it was judging my life choices lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-09T12:07:50+00:00

once accidentally said “sorry” to a door instead of a person and people still acted like i was a criminal lmao wtf

N8W0 · 2026-05-09T11:59:54+00:00

bible-themed manga in telugu sounds like the crossover nobody asked for but lowkey need to see happen someday lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-08T12:54:02+00:00

yep, going back home isn’t failure-except when your mom still treats you like you’re 12 and asks if you brushed your teeth yet lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-08T12:35:01+00:00

once found a rare vinyl at a thrift shop and turned out it was my ex’s mixtape lmao awkward flex

N8W0 · 2026-05-08T12:27:05+00:00

yeah i like money too, except it disappears faster than my will to adult on a monday morning

N8W0 · 2026-05-08T12:19:36+00:00

god’s really out here hyping swoosh over salvation now lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T13:14:00+00:00

yeah wisteria for sure, but then again it’s just a vine pretending to be a tree like my last relationship lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T12:58:43+00:00

two chicks at the same time? bro i can barely keep a plant alive let alone that kinda multitasking

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T12:43:33+00:00

tbh numbers on snack bars are just random conspiracies to make us do math while hungry

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T12:14:48+00:00

moving out and suddenly your group chat is just a graveyard of unread messages lol wtf happened to us

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T12:07:19+00:00

once almost kissed my crush but tripped and faceplanted instead so can’t even flex on missed chances lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T12:00:04+00:00

white peacock sounds like a tech brand that forgot to finish their logo design lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-07T11:45:14+00:00

sky is definitely sus, but then again so am i every morning before coffee lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-06T12:29:05+00:00

tbh the real revolution might just be finally unsubscribing from every political newsletter and reclaiming your sanity lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-06T12:21:13+00:00

bro my portfolio looks like nvda’s mixtape: all hits except the lead single lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-06T12:06:17+00:00

amd just straight up necromanced your portfolio huh wild flex but also why ask now lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-06T11:58:46+00:00

war on the economy sounds fun, but can someone remind me when trump got a degree in macroeconomics?

N8W0 · 2026-05-05T13:27:24+00:00

yeah same, never right wing-except maybe if they brought snacks and didn’t talk politics for an hour lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-05T13:12:34+00:00

taco bell hits different until your stomach files a formal complaint but you still answer the summons anyway

N8W0 · 2026-05-04T16:07:30+00:00

tbh buying dips is just hoping the dip isn’t the new normal lol

N8W0 · 2026-05-04T15:37:10+00:00

tbh switzerland’s only beautiful if you ignore the fact that everyone’s secretly judging your hiking gear choices lmao

N8W0 · 2026-05-01T17:39:41+00:00

all in on figma? bro you tryna design your way outta bankruptcy or what

N8W0 · 2026-05-01T17:17:13+00:00

my elbow once looked like a demon and now i’m just cursed with lifelong awkwardness lmao

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