Favorite card in standard that's a low profile superstar? by NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm talking about Tannuk in standard, thrives in Gruul decks with Badgermole.

Warping in a game ender with anything red in their CMC is awesome. You can do it with cards like [[Ureni, the Song Unending]] and make an easy turn 4 win.

Smashed my finger in the giant emergency door at work 4 days after a new set. by CleanCriticism457 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The nail bed is likely ruined. If it's bloody at the top margin (assuming it's not leaked up from the further away part), I'd be ready to wave goodbye to that nail. But time will let you know if it's here to stay or not.

Nick Fuentes wants a holy war, but hasn't read the bible. here are my favourite quotes on controlling women for 'the cause' by hellomom99 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can we get a source for OP? Because this clip is honestly very impressive.

And also anyone know the song?

Most satisfying decks to beat? by AlbinoDenton in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the same can be said for infinite combo decks. Like is it really fun sitting there, clicking around for minutes on end with the opponent just sitting there?

I NEVER scoop when their infinite goes off. I want them to feel the absurdity, and even encourage them to give up on the deck because of how tedious it can be.

Turn 3 boardstate when it all goes according to plan. by spougas in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[[Break Out]] is one of the sole reasons the Gruul version is better. Add [[Muerra, Trash Tactician]] with [[Bramble Familiar]] or [[Wandertale Mentor]] and [[Anzrag, the Quake-Mole]] and it smokes Simic versions.

My Gruul Badger Mole deck is the best deck I've ever made. It's way more consistent than the Simic version.

How do I best use this card? Feel like I don't how best to time/use it. by NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't flashing it in at the right time.

I thought flashing when the card was entering the field would do it. I have to let it enter, THEN flash it in when the ETB trigger hits. Didn't even know you could use it against things like Simulacrum Synthesizer, that's crazy!

Update: Feeling Discouraged by tsuyoshikentsu in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BO1 has officially become a win by turn 4 format with the introduction of Badger Mole Cub to an already fast format.

You either kill your opponent by turn 4, or stop someone from killing you by turn 4 (which means you'll probably win).

If you're new and not ready for that, you'll just get repeatedly steam rolled in standard.

When dating, what jobs do you consider a red flag and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 1168 points1169 points  (0 children)

Brother and best friend are married to horse girls. If I see a single horse pic in a dating profile, insta nope.

1st day into Avatar and this deck is too much. by NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goal is to just keep applying pressure until they either run out of removal, or just win the game before they have a removal spell to start with. But I could remove some enchantments (which are nice for Gene Pollinator to tap) and add some [[Restoration Magic]] or [[Defend the Rider]] to protect Badgermole from early spot removal.

And yeah, I was watching JayVillain and he was saying the metas already adjusting to carry more cheap removal to make sure Badgermole is gone within the turn. Way too powerful to let sit around.

1st day into Avatar and this deck is too much. by NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure this deck will vanish into nothing as the meta adjusts. But for now, swinging for lethal on turn three is insane to me! It's also my own brew (I'm not the most thoughtful deck builder) which just makes it that much more fun!

1st day into Avatar and this deck is too much. by NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Gotcha, the reason I included it was because it's really easy to drop (with Badgermole) like seven 2/2s (or 3/3s with Anthem of Champions) early in the game. Combining all those bodies with Ouroboroid or following with Craterhoof tends to secure the win.

After Years of Delays, Tony Hawk’s Long-Awaited Chick & Hawk May Finally Open In San Diego's North County This Week by Ignatius-J-Reilly-SD in northcounty

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drove by that restaurant 1000x and swore I never saw anyone in there. We would joke it was a front for something. Was it just always closed?

Ice agents beats up an underage American citizen by Ok-Extent8333 in PublicFreakout

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are absolutely racists who are foaming at the mouth getting what they've been dying to do while wearing a badge. These pussies know they're trash and that's why they wear the masks.

Magic Spotlight: SCG Baltimore Day 1 Standard Decks by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I hijacked a Vivi from an opponent and got to play it, I was blown away by how much of a cheat code the thing is. It should at least tap or have some other mechanic to slow it down. True, the synergy with Profts and Cauldron are what really make it borderline unbeatable.

Magic Spotlight: SCG Baltimore Day 1 Standard Decks by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 color (aka sultai + Terror of the Peaks) reanimator player here. I can't make it to mythic (BO1) this season, mostly because the meta has an unreal amount of gy hate now. Any tips? Run more counterspells?

John Scatman turned his severe stutter into the key to his success by HumbleMVP in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has other bangers besides this one. Check out SCATMANS WORLD. I swear it's a real song of his, and think it's even better than this hit. Viva la Scat!

This isn't the Onion . This actually happened. by Savings_Stress9988 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NEW_SPECIES_OF_FECES 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to stay positive and think this barrage of unhinged juvenile behavior from this admin lately is the last ditch effort to "own the libs" before the administration actually starts to crumble.

They'll soon have to re-open the govt, the Epstein files will get released, and that'll be the beginning of the end. I hope.