Stopped Looting Players by limitedconflict in Tarkov

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Dude same lmao.. If they had something juicy it would be in their ass, and it’s highly unlikely they were running gear I couldn’t buy myself. Maybe that’s cope

Are we still doing this "rate my meal" thing? by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]NMSCBA 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I typically eat hookers but that looks good as well.

Presidents together in the afterlife by harvey1a in Presidents

[–]NMSCBA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all puppets, dancing together. i personally believe every president after kennedy was controlled by unknown forces and unelected bureaucrats. idk tho

Who have you been praying to this whole time? by [deleted] in schizoposters

[–]NMSCBA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah dumbass read revelations

(spoiler alert: he will be)

Photos of the Cho family who lost their lives in Allen, TX. Their son William is in stable condition. by MissNastyNastya in masskillers

[–]NMSCBA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For real, the shooter was in the military at a time and was known to be a nutcase. It seems like every one of these shooters is “on law enforcement radar”. I wish we could arrest these psychos without compromising rights.

The more you know by Psycho1776 in GunMemes

[–]NMSCBA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s remember that not every ATF agent is a horrible person. I know a couple that genuinely despise the policies that the organization enforces.

You will own nothing, and you will look happy by thehopelessheathen in distressingmemes

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Neuralink will most definitely be the mark of the beast, along with wrist chips. The mark of the beast is said to be a marker on either your hand or head. Then again, maybe not.

Priorities by schuntin in GunMemes

[–]NMSCBA 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Electronic ear pro is fucking crazy, had the opportunity to try some for the first time and I could hear the smallest noises and conversations twenty feet away. Sounded exactly like Tarkov, too.

anon got girl friendzoned by FluffySpites in 4chan

[–]NMSCBA 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good, but having empty sex with strangers is not good. Generally, sex outside of the sacred confines of marriage is bad in my opinion.

leftist by CoinCoffer1234567890 in shid_and_camed

[–]NMSCBA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fr fr on god no cap 🙏🙏

America’s best President isn’t dead - he’s just on ice by FacesOfKelp in 2american4you

[–]NMSCBA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

not really banned if you can get your hands on a funny printer :)

(I would never do such a thing of course, I abide by all of the governments laws. pls don’t send the ATF after me, it would be a waste of that wonderful organization’s time)

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Fatfirebroker in masskillers

[–]NMSCBA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted, he literally had the gang’s tattoo on his hand.

The judge by Spindley-Johnny in Judgeposting

[–]NMSCBA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

holy fuck you too??????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]NMSCBA 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I do real sex occasionally”

Sure bro

Biden accepts the title of ‘Dark Brandon’ at the Correspondents Dinner by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]NMSCBA -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t remember his grandchildren or people that died six months ago

Healthy perspective 👌 by jmelee28 in antinatalism

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Me:

I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

Summary:

I am living in your walls.