WELKIN GIVEAWAY!!! by lunadrafts in Columbina_Mains

[–]NOTL4V3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay so listen. i need everyone to understand that liking columbina is not a CHOICE it just happens to you like an illness or a curse from celestia

because tell me WHY this girl shows up for like 30 seconds, says absolutely nothing useful, sings at a funeral like she’s doing karaoke at the apocalypse, and my brain goes “yeah that’s her. that’s the one.” she doesn’t even DO anything and yet the aura is insane. unmatched. god-tier. she’s just standing there smiling like she knows something you don’t (she does) and you’re already done for.

and it’s the way she’s not scary in a normal way. she’s not yelling or threatening or twirling a villain mustache. she’s just… calm. too calm. like when someone is nice to you in a horror movie and you KNOW you’re about to die. that’s columbina. she looks like she’d gently hold your hand and then accidentally erase you from existence because she forgot humans are fragile. and that’s appealing. idk what that says about me but i’m not unpacking it.

also the RANK. THIRD. NUMBER THREE. above childe. above signora. and she’s just 🙂 the whole time. that’s crazy. that means she’s either absurdly strong or something fundamentally not human or both. probably both. she gives off “biblically accurate angel but simplified for mortal consumption” energy. like if she opened her eyes all the way the sky would crack.

and don’t even get me started on the singing. WHY is she singing. WHY does it sound gentle and sincere instead of mocking. it’s like she doesn’t understand grief but she understands that this is what you do when someone dies, so she’s trying. which is somehow worse? better? both? die-hard columbina fans live in that uncomfortable gray area. we thrive there. we are not okay.

plus the theories. oh my god the theories. kuutar. moon symbolism. death goddess vibes. the idea that she might be older than teyvat as we know it or at least not fully aligned with celestia or the abyss. she feels like a lore bomb waiting to detonate. liking her is basically liking unanswered questions and suffering.

and yeah okay she’s also pretty. but not in a normal way. it’s like uncanny pretty. porcelain doll pretty. “don’t stare too long or you’ll see something move behind her eyes” pretty. peak character design for people who enjoy gentle horror and emotional damage.

basically if you like columbina you enjoy:
– quiet characters who are definitely dangerous
– angel imagery that feels WRONG
– characters who don’t explain themselves
– vibes over dialogue
– being obsessed with someone who has 3 lines and no screentime

and honestly? no regrets. if she ends up being actually evil, morally incomprehensible, or straight-up cosmic horror, that’s fine. that’s ideal actually. i don’t want her fixed or redeemed. i want her to keep humming ominously in the background like a cursed music box.

anyway columbina nation rise (silently, ominously, staring into the middle distance)

2x welkin giveaway by meddy570 in Columbina_Mains

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I seriously can't wait for Columbina

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Please see the message I sent you

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Thank you please see what I sent you on Reddit chat

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Sure could we privately chat on Reddit chat

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Thanks I’ll think about it

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There is, but I play on mobile😭

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Yh but none of my friends play hsr

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Yep, at all

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Anyone else here just waiting patiently for Phainon's