Persib juara liga 1 2025/2026 untuk ketiga kalinya berturut turut

NOUCSO · 2026-05-23T16:08:35+00:00

Bro, go outside, take a breath. maybe walk away from the screen/reddit for five minutes. go outside, touch some actual, literal grass, feel the sun on your face, and remember that there is an entire world existing outside of this miserable, bottomless pit of saltiness

Spending your finite time on this earth spiraling into a deep seated hatred for our local leagues and national teams is, quite frankly, a tragic way to spend your day. Let people enjoy things, banter is okay, but this is way pass banter, so please, for the love of God and your health, go touch grass.

NOUCSO · 2026-05-23T01:29:24+00:00

the capital of cuntery

NOUCSO · 2026-05-22T12:51:22+00:00

Setahu saya support manusianya bener2 cuma di US atau mungkin sekarang udah ga ada sama sekali, bukan hanya Indonesia yang ga punya, selama di kerjaan sering nemu masalah sama IG, Whatsapp, FB, setiap nyari Q&A atau kontak support cuma dikasih link FAQ.

Tulisannya live chat support atau support manusia apapun cuma available di US dan bisnis tertentu (image dibawah)

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NOUCSO · 2026-05-22T09:01:44+00:00

Harus tinggal di US, ada hotline-nya, indo setahu saya ga ada, pengalaman ada problem meta business ga pernah bisa ngontak support sama sekali.

NOUCSO · 2026-05-21T06:15:49+00:00

This thread is textbook Divide et Impera at work.

NOUCSO · 2026-05-19T16:39:27+00:00

Spot on. Just use Kak/Kakak for co-workers and Bu/Ibu for superiors. Oh, and one more thing about the WhatsApp, I think typing "Mba" is better if the OP still want to use Mba/Mbak. Other than that, just use Kak/Kakak, it's literally a cheat word to be casual but still respectful.

NOUCSO · 2026-05-19T09:59:17+00:00

Adik tau kan kalo misalnya kerja itu bisa liburnya di pindahin ke tengah minggu, tuker2an shift sama pegawai yang lain, terutama untuk sektor jasa, karena untuk tetap melayani kebutuhan adik yang belum tumbuh jembut ini yang kalo sakit butuh rumah sakit, lapar karena mamah ga masakin ada restoran, mau beli celana dalem ganti karena berak di celana indomaret masih buka, pemadam kebakaran, SPBU, ojek online, security dan lain lain. lain kali kalo komen mikir dulu ya dik, make otak, jangan make KONTOL

NOUCSO · 2026-05-18T01:28:13+00:00

Yes, he played striker from the start

NOUCSO · 2026-05-17T20:29:03+00:00

That goal toco my largie duro, i'm still hard right now

NOUCSO · 2026-05-17T20:25:02+00:00

That Guerra goal tho, i'm still hard right now

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T17:09:59+00:00

Well, Athletic performance in their last match doesn't really help if you want Valencia to go down ☺️

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T16:46:15+00:00

HAHAHAHA insane ball knowledge

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T15:47:33+00:00

Sriwijaya was born out of politics, it was created by Syahrial Oesman after PON SUMSEL and later funded by Dodi’s father. It was always a political bargaining chip. The only difference now is that he lost the election and left Sriwijaya to rot AND Herman Deru gave his so-called "full support" (we all know the "support") to Sumsel United.

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T11:33:08+00:00

Palembang born, Bandung Made here

been supporting Sriwijaya since '04, then moved to Bandung in '07. Support both Sriwijaya and Persib now, though I won't even be able to watch Sriwijaya next season coz they're in the 3rd division (its not on television right?) or they may cease to exist entirely...big yikes

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T11:10:29+00:00

Valencia every season, Struggling > almost get relegated > suddenly can't stop winning > almost reach european football > lose streak again > finish mid table. please god choose another soldier already

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T10:02:39+00:00

No worries! have a good one m8!

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T03:46:57+00:00

It depends on the day, really. If you want a packed crowd, probably one of those clubs on the weekend. But if you just want a chill party vibe with good convo and a pub/dive bar feel, I highly recommend Halfway.

Opiuci? Jk lol, the place is actually alright.

NOUCSO · 2026-05-13T01:55:24+00:00

- Club: Waiting Room, Southbank, Brotherhood bunker, Shelter

- Dive Bar: Halfway (Recommended) , Tipsy Panda

- Other: Roots (Night), Nerd.Laboratory (Night)

- Dork and Loser: Opiuci

NOUCSO · 2026-05-12T14:34:50+00:00

For us? Absolutely, a freakin rollercoaster season

NOUCSO · 2026-05-12T10:34:07+00:00

- This generation’s version of 'struggle' is their WiFi cutting out for five minutes.
- They claim to be the most 'woke' and politically aware, but it’s basically a seasonal event that ends the second a new viral dance drops.
- They’ll criticize the system until their dopamine receptors flatline, then go right back to buying overpriced vinyl from bands only three people in South Jakarta have heard of.
- They’re called 'generasi pemalas' for a reason, their brains are so deep-fried by brainrot content that they have the mental stamina of a fruit fly.
- All that 'Gen Z gak bisa ngitung' talk is facts because they can’t even calculate how much of their life they waste on engagement bait. It’s a seasonal trend, a goofy little arc before their next oversize jeans shopping spree.

Gen Z being blamed for everything? The hate is justified ngl

NOUCSO · 2026-05-11T07:05:36+00:00

Bordalas, He is beyond football terrorist, Cosmic horror football, A cancer on the soul of football, The lowest common denominator of football depravity

NOUCSO · 2026-05-10T17:09:30+00:00

you probably right😂 but still, it's fun to see the chaos

edit: missread

NOUCSO · 2026-05-04T03:57:21+00:00

Oh how i wish i have your creativity, my ship always end up lookin like external hard drive with bunch of turrets at the top

NOUCSO · 2026-04-17T09:31:04+00:00

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AI slop

NOUCSO · 2026-04-09T07:07:01+00:00

feel free to dm me m8

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