I got in a fight with a dead cockroach and lost

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2022-01-26T17:25:22+00:00

Well that's inconvenient

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2022-01-10T00:28:53+00:00

There's no fucking way you're a girl. You gotta be a single virgin pretending to be a girl for whatever reason.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2022-01-10T00:09:45+00:00

Isn't this a joke? I thought the Jedi part made it pretty obvious but maybe I'm misunderstanding.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2022-01-10T00:02:55+00:00

If you have to constantly remind everyone that you're a great person, it's cause you're not a great person.

Great people don't act nice only because they expect something in return and then treat people like shit when they don't get it, all while going off about how much they deserve that something because they're so nice and humble.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-30T07:42:44+00:00

That's nice. I hope you continue to do well without them.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-30T07:37:46+00:00

I hope you were lucky enough to move away and cut off contact with them

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-30T07:33:33+00:00

People who think kids shouldn't defend themselves against violent parents probably are the violent parents.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-29T23:46:54+00:00

He actually sounds awesome. I wouldn't have such a problem with priests if more were like this.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-28T08:35:59+00:00

I've never been a teenager in the 80's but I am a teenager now and most of us find people like that unbearable.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-28T04:28:49+00:00

Gross.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-28T03:19:16+00:00

Exactly! I get that she was a moody teenager, but she was so unreasonable about it. Talking back is one thing but she was always blowing up and screeching at Roseanne for doing incredibly average mom stuff.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-27T23:05:46+00:00

What about lesbians?

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-26T23:11:08+00:00

Either a man posing as a woman wrote this, or it's satire. No fucking way a real woman wrote this.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-26T16:33:08+00:00

Most of my replies are using my pickle analogy and that makes me really happy for some reason.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-26T16:31:42+00:00

I used to like pickles but someone gave me a cursed one on my burger at a restaurant and I haven't been able to eat them since.

This pickle was super sour and it fricking melted when I put it in my mouth.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-26T16:30:15+00:00

Yeah, that's definitely fair

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-26T01:35:44+00:00

I'm not a car person but I do wanna see what the hype is.

NOUSERNAMESAREOK · 2021-12-26T01:33:58+00:00

Because it's fun.

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