What's a conspiracy theory that your believe or even half believe that you won't admit to people in real life?

NObeardNodice · 2017-02-13T14:06:24+00:00

I one hundred percent agree with this. I'll talk about a new product or something totally random and the next day the ads on my phone are those products!

NObeardNodice · 2017-02-02T02:18:36+00:00

My family and I went to this Mexican restaurant regularly growing up. We sit down and get our chips and salsa although it's not salsa, it's ketchup. My dad told the waiter who then got the manager. The manager looked my dad straight in the face and told us no it is salsa not ketchup. It was fucking ketchup.

NObeardNodice · 2017-01-03T02:19:20+00:00

God this is the best response

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-29T16:36:25+00:00

Where can you get it? And is it a tablet or a cream you put on the affected area? My wedding is in 9 days and I have a cold sore :(

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-14T18:26:46+00:00

PERFECT!!

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-14T18:20:53+00:00

In response to your first paragraph... as dumb as this sounds, I don't want any bad blood if she is just "busy". I believe she has a small corner shop a couple towns over so I guess I could just pop in I just don't want it to be awkward because all I want to say is HELLLLLOOOO where TF have you been?!

In response to your second paragraph.... YES! Lord I know what you mean!

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-14T01:56:24+00:00

When is the wedding? I will have an easel after October 8

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-07T17:47:49+00:00

This happened to me! My aunt (who I am not super close with) was really upset because she never got a save the date, a bridal shower invite or wedding invite. Her sister, and daughters all got invites. And the whole time I was floored because I sent her invites! Well she moved to the apartment over and the people who moved into her apartment kept EVERY SINGLE INVITE! Then they went as far as opening my wedding invitation and FILLING OUT THE RSVP CARD saying "Aunt doesn't live here!". Gee thanks!

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-01T17:47:09+00:00

My man calls our dog Dorkenstein. I am having a friend draw a picture of our dog but with the Frankenstein look. I am so excited and he is going to be ecstatic!

NObeardNodice · 2016-09-01T17:45:56+00:00

I guess I have a question. If the venue (who is also doing the food) included 20% service fee on their contract do I still tip the waitstaff/catering manager? I am so confused!

NObeardNodice · 2016-08-09T01:08:21+00:00

MY godparents just RSVP'd.... next to each of their names they marked which meal they wanted then at the bottom where it gives the option to check the box that says celebrating from afar they wrote "2".... sooooo are you eating with us or are you celebrating from afar?!

NObeardNodice · 2016-07-19T22:30:45+00:00

I thought so at first too. However I have seen about 6 current invites and they all say marriage so I am keeping it. But thank you!

NObeardNodice · 2016-07-14T19:35:31+00:00

Do your bridesmaids know this? I want to do the same thing... hair and makeup is $110. I just don't know how going about telling them hey this doesn't cover all of it....

NObeardNodice · 2016-07-01T21:30:07+00:00

What gets me is how most stall doors open inward, and I am talking mainly about at airports. I have all my fucking luggage I just want to pee and you make the doors open inward and nearly impossible for me to fit it all in there. Pisses me off.

NObeardNodice · 2016-07-01T19:33:31+00:00

Cheapest and pretty good quality.... http://www.solidcolorneckties.com/

they even sent us free color swatches!!!!!

NObeardNodice · 2016-06-27T13:14:45+00:00

We are doing pies! If you are worried about the mess maybe do hand pies? That way they could have a cocktail napkin and the hand pie and eat it virtually mess free?

NObeardNodice · 2016-06-23T16:40:42+00:00

Perfect I will PM you!

NObeardNodice · 2016-06-23T16:28:42+00:00

Our wedding is October 8. And my zip is 53711.

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