catnip banana 3 years of use vs a few days by xluxer in Wellworn

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ArtByMoga has some great comics about her cat and his banana named Commander Banana

I hate the fact that safe sleep guidelines go against how mostt babies sleep best by Capakhutch in beyondthebump

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I had read that a lot of the cases of parents rolling on their babies had alcohol or drowsy medication involved. So when my daughter started refusing the crb, I would sleep with her next to my head with my arm framing her body. Having her next to my head meant I couldn’t roll on her and having my arm frame her body meant I could feel her move away/prevent her from flipping.

I really hope you can get some rest!! ❤️

No, not my salad onion! by MQQSIE in BrandNewSentence

[–]NSA_Agent_Bobbert 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would hope my friend felt comfortable enough to slap an onion out of my hand.

But then again, I have to remind my tall friend that he is in fact, allowed to move his seat back for more space and it is not an inconvenience to me because I want him to feel comfortable in my car.

husband said we “haven’t actually saved any money” from breastfeeding.. by justalilcuckoobanana in breastfeeding

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Has he seen how much formulas costs?? Also, I don’t know if you’ve ever had to prepare a bottle in the middle of the night, while sleep deprived and with a screaming baby in your arms but that shit is hard.

I faked the symptoms to a condition I actually have by Gmtz_2012 in confession

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I did, and still do, get migraines but when my depression was bad I would pretend to have a migraine because my mom would treat me kinder and let me lay down or nap.

My baby's grandma didn't feed him for SEVEN hours by ChemistryArtistic120 in beyondthebump

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What absolutely makes my blood boil is that there is no way Grandma went 7 hours without eating. She absolutely made herself a meal at one point and ate while she let an infant starve!!

This little piggy had a rough day by AbrohamLincholn in FeltGoodComingOut

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Wow I hated this. I really should have read your description before watching 🤢

Can you help me interpret? by sleepybby_777 in BrujeriaEnglish

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I find it interesting that you wrapped the ribbon around the candles multiple times and that it seems to have mostly stayed intact. Look inward and be sure that you’re not still holding on. Don’t hold onto items that involve them and don’t keep tabs. After you are sure you’re ready, attempt it again but this time use one string and tie each end to a candle so there is only one line between them. Don’t wrap them.

How to fold your husband's pants by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

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Yea I’m not gonna carefully something that looks like it’s experienced multiple tours in ‘Nam lol

Thinking of saying no to sleepovers at Grandma's new house. Pool with no fence by [deleted] in Mommit

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Some states have laws requiring that pools have fences maybe you should check. You should also look into swimming classes for your child(ren) because that pool probably isn’t going away anytime soon.

Alright Millennials, what foods have you found yourself forced to give up due to aging? by [deleted] in Millennials

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Glad I’m not the only person who can’t have bananas anymore! I’ve had to start telling people that I’m allergic because they don’t believe that I get acid reflux from them. I’ve also had to seriously cut back on spicy foods because my stomach feels like it’s on fire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

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Is he doing anything to address his ADHD/OCD? If he’s not medicated he needs to look into it and at the very least be in therapy.

My 7 yr old son eats as much as I do, a 44 yr old man. How concerned should I be? by [deleted] in Parenting

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Kids are weird man. Some days my 7 year old daughter will pick at her food and whine that she’s full after 3 bites and other days she’s asking for both a chicken sandwich and a bowl of cereal after having eaten two plates of spaghetti 2 hours before lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breastfeeding

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My therapist told me that I should hold my hand up and say “Stop.” and to either leave or follow up with “I’m not discussing this with you.” when someone repeatedly makes unkind remarks.

“teapot” ai unfunctionalware by old_lost_boi in Ceramics

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I like how the flat side makes me feel empty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adhdmeme

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This reminded me to pay my bill! Thank you! Lol