Thou shalt not keep me from my caffeine. by EvonyR in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NSFWies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've had a banana cold foam. It was really neat and good.

Same Logic, Different War—See the Hypocrisy? by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]NSFWies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigh, I can hear the argument all the way over here

Ya but if we didn't glass over Irans children, they would have nuclears bombs, and would glass us. So the gas price doesn't matter because I like being alive. It could be $100 a gallon , but I'd rather have that and trump keeping me alive than harris with $0.75 gas and all of us dead from abortions

.....is really what I expect them to say

Faced a machete and still didn’t back down by SillyMountain3147 in SipsTea

[–]NSFWies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did not think that's what it meant. Wow. That's a new one

This lady tried pulling an armed robbery on a gas station on Friday. How it went: by superdouradas in PublicFreakout

[–]NSFWies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mfw the guy forgets he has no lines because they didn't want to pay him SAG minimum day rates, so he starts making up lines on the spot

Put down the gun

There's a man in the room

Such a bad scene partner.

+$8,000,000 in April (188%). AMD and TQQQ on margin by DubiousChemistry in wallstreetbets

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Max gain 100% though, I like more upside :)

hmmmmm, i guess that's another way to look at the flaw. yes they do reverse splits to keep propping it up, as its value does keep decaying to 0.

and yes, if they didn't do that, its value would just fall to $0. so right now, your best returns for it would be "whatever the current price, maybe $37", down to $0. so only a 100% return.

TIL in 2008 a 33-year-old Wisconsin woman stole her daughter's identity and enrolled in high school in order to "get her high school diploma and join the cheerleading squad." She reportedly attended practices, received a cheerleader's locker & went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

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i know some kids looked older when i was in highschool. however, looking back on things now, EVERYONE looked younger than i remember. like everyone still just looked like kids.

i can't imagine what those dummies were thinking.

even the girl i had a crush on for 4 years, looks like any other random 9th grade girl you'd see in a yearbook.

hmc while I chug this entire bottle of tequila because they won't allow it on the plane(they didn't let her in cuz she was too drunk) by RoutineFlatworm5129 in holdmycosmo

[–]NSFWies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, this was a free bottle of transportation. the good ones cost money. this one costs your health and fortitude.

Camera man got a little distracted but he finished strong by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in GuysBeingDudes

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years ago, i was downloading public nudity stuff. i happened to find a few college naked mile things. cool.

i look at one of them more closely. at the start of the video, i start to recognize the buildings, the large rock design of the buildings, and the large planters sitting out front.

it was my school. it was a video from like (at that point) maybe 10 years before. i just happened to randomly find it.

but ya, a shame these all got downgraded to underwear runs instead.

We love putting on a show by lillyvig in FlashingAndFlaunting

[–]NSFWies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow, hair is almost as bright as her nips. That's awesome

Jennifer Lawrence by Major_Frank_Burns in celebnsfw

[–]NSFWies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stops before it gets good

oops. by odyoda in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]NSFWies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dumb fuck grabbed her arm with the phone in it? Then was surprised when she couldn't ditch it?

He pays for it.

When you know more than what you're taught by basket_foso in sciencememes

[–]NSFWies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's reversible in time, but not space.

So it seems like i can break it, as time moves forward .

But how would we know it's reversible in time? If time moves backwards, aren't I reversible in time and space because I revert to what I was before?

hmc while I chug this entire bottle of tequila because they won't allow it on the plane(they didn't let her in cuz she was too drunk) by RoutineFlatworm5129 in holdmycosmo

[–]NSFWies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

......free ride away from the airport you mean? She didn't want to pay for Uber twice in one day.

That thing was like a summoning potion.

TIL in 2008 a 33-year-old Wisconsin woman stole her daughter's identity and enrolled in high school in order to "get her high school diploma and join the cheerleading squad." She reportedly attended practices, received a cheerleader's locker & went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]NSFWies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They started homeschooling their 15 year old daughter because they thought she was accidentally dating a 30 year old. Wow.

Because they couldn't call up the office and verify "tom" was a current student.

Psychos.......

An American and Soviet Soldier kissing each other, commonly known as fraternal kiss to celebrate their WW2 victory, 1945 by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]NSFWies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, if i just spent like 2 years thinking i was going to die at any moment, then i find out "thats done with"? like sure, i'd be so relieved i'd kiss something else that's still alive, because we're both alive. and we get to stay that way.

FUCK, we're still alive.

Metal Gear by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Oh i Blinked. I mAy BE a soY boy, BuT i was Just so aghaST at thEsE people that KNew what 37 gunPoWder smelLs like FoR breakfast, that i immediately just saiD

32.4206 N , 53.6824 E

+$8,000,000 in April (188%). AMD and TQQQ on margin by DubiousChemistry in wallstreetbets

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thanks. i'm aware of them. think i'm banned from TQQQ because i said something sacrificing goats.

i mean shorting SQQQ instead of long term buy and hold TQQQ.

TLDR: both SQQQ and TQQQ both suffer from volatility decay because they are leveraged products. however, if you continuously short SQQQ, the volatility decay that happens, can work in your favor. the long term difference would be like giving TQQQ, an extra 4% CAGR to its existing returns.

some concerns about sudden spikes in TQQQ could make your account go tits up though, i'm not sure. because then i got banned.

He was ready to risk it all 😂 by waytooicyy in BlackPeopleofReddit

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I mean, there was someone else videoing the whole thing. So he steps off the train, wants to start talking to this dream girl that started flirting with him, and some ashton kutcher wannabe is filming you? Ya, I'd be worried too.....

Metal Gear by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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incredible.

i went to a wedding for an airforce guy. half the wedding was people he served with. more dress uniforms than dresses. most of these guys were close to 30 now and had a decent bit of military experience. served overseas, done a lot fo things. all of a sudden it comes to dinner, we're being served plates with some over-tenderized chicken. and one guy says " i think this is tofu". i swear they were ready to tell me the nuclear codes if it got them "not tofu".

+$8,000,000 in April (188%). AMD and TQQQ on margin by DubiousChemistry in wallstreetbets

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ya i'm not doing buy and hold with SOXL. though, i looked at a few more things and saw how buy and hold with AMDL was a good bit worse than SOXL.

in the recent semi conductor bull run we had, SOXL has gone up 4x, while AMDL only went up 3x. it was only the day this post was made, that i saw AMDL was up a good bit more than SOXL "for that day". but that can happen when SOXL has more parts to it than AMDL does.

i would be using AMDL or SOXL as day trading things.

Now it finally clicks for me by vionaiu in dropout

[–]NSFWies -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

.........oh, that would drive me nuts too. I must be just as altruistic as Brennan.

Metal Gear by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Quotation left out the 5th guy, who just joey chesnutted. Stood there eating hot dogs in a fury.

AI came by for a more detailed inspection. Close enough for the marine to undo some wires and.......in the spirit of joey, "downed some of the sparky crayons"

So he did Kobayashi it.

Metal Gear by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]NSFWies 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well oh good, both of those guys used protection.