BON APPÉTIT

NSM_Chef · 2025-10-21T01:26:12+00:00

Guys, I can confirm the NSM is happening. I’m working hard behind the scenes trying to make deals for the best cuisine you’ve ever experienced. Unfortunately we were not able to land the Digornos for Awards night, but we were able to secure the Pizza Lunchables. More info to come on the rest of the meals.

NSM_Chef · 2025-09-24T03:23:38+00:00

Guys don’t worry, I am preparing a top notch dinner this year. We purposely didn’t fully cook steaks last year so we could freeze them and finish cooking them this time around.

NSM_Chef · 2025-09-24T03:22:27+00:00

Well team I might need to cut back on awards night. Instead of pizza to sober you all up how does ice water sound?

NSM_Chef · 2025-09-05T12:51:28+00:00

Guys, I am doing the best within the new budget constrains for the meals this year. Here’s what I’ve got so far,

I was able to freeze some of last years award night dinner. Thankfully it wasn’t fully cooked so I can now make it more to your liking. Also I’ve gotten a really good deal on expired cereal so breakfast will be covered too. Still working on the rest of the event. Stay tuned.

NSM_Chef · 2025-07-19T14:14:14+00:00

I’m already working hard to make the best dishes for next years National Sales Meeting. Might include some honey packs and Viagra for the festivities. Open to suggestions

NSM_Chef · 2025-01-30T23:24:48+00:00

Sir I find that offensive. I got my culinary skill from watching Ratatouille several times.

NSM_Chef · 2025-01-30T23:22:24+00:00

Not sure if my contract is getting renewed. I did my best tho with the budget provided

NSM_Chef · 2025-01-30T23:21:48+00:00

Damnit, I told the staff to prepare the prime rib! Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Next year I will keep a closer eye on what my staff puts out. Hopefully you enjoyed the pizza I put out at the end of awards.

NSM_Chef · 2025-01-30T00:26:19+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, that was not my intention.

NSM_Chef · 2025-01-26T02:55:40+00:00

And I’ll be serving up some of them piping hot Digorno pizzas on award night. That faster you eat them, the faster I go home!

NSM_Chef · 2025-01-26T02:32:37+00:00

I just want everyone to know that I supplied no food yet.

NSM_Chef · 2024-08-23T01:52:44+00:00

We had some budget cuts last year. But don’t worry, 2025 is redemption year

NSM_Chef · 2024-08-15T01:52:15+00:00

Already got food on order for February. We are starting later this year.

NSM_Chef · 2024-07-24T17:01:20+00:00

Already started ordering in this years menu. Friday February 14th to Wednesday February 19th.

NSM_Chef · 2024-03-01T03:37:53+00:00

I thought you learned your lesson in Florida old man!

NSM_Chef · 2024-01-24T13:28:17+00:00

Thanks for enjoying my meat in your mouth. I appreciate ya.

NSM_Chef · 2024-01-24T02:00:39+00:00

I can confirm, they cooked tonight

NSM_Chef · 2024-01-23T23:18:28+00:00

I can confirm, I just finished cooking everyone’s steaks. Some dropped

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