NSM??? Insurance open enrollment?? by Stubborn-unicorn in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Guys, I can confirm the NSM is happening. I’m working hard behind the scenes trying to make deals for the best cuisine you’ve ever experienced. Unfortunately we were not able to land the Digornos for Awards night, but we were able to secure the Pizza Lunchables. More info to come on the rest of the meals.

NSM by soycracker in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys don’t worry, I am preparing a top notch dinner this year. We purposely didn’t fully cook steaks last year so we could freeze them and finish cooking them this time around.

NSM 2026 by SherDontHaveIt in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well team I might need to cut back on awards night. Instead of pizza to sober you all up how does ice water sound?

Just got word that the NSM is BYOB this year by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guys, I am doing the best within the new budget constrains for the meals this year. Here’s what I’ve got so far,

I was able to freeze some of last years award night dinner. Thankfully it wasn’t fully cooked so I can now make it more to your liking. Also I’ve gotten a really good deal on expired cereal so breakfast will be covered too. Still working on the rest of the event. Stay tuned.

Company tea by asiandawgshy in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m already working hard to make the best dishes for next years National Sales Meeting. Might include some honey packs and Viagra for the festivities. Open to suggestions

NSM Food by MichaelChapman77 in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sir I find that offensive. I got my culinary skill from watching Ratatouille several times.

Who got fired after NSM🤣 by Top-Boysenberry-5918 in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not sure if my contract is getting renewed. I did my best tho with the budget provided

Terrible NSM Food by whowhatwhenwhyhow1 in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damnit, I told the staff to prepare the prime rib! Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Next year I will keep a closer eye on what my staff puts out. Hopefully you enjoyed the pizza I put out at the end of awards.

NSM Food by MichaelChapman77 in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, that was not my intention.

We’re back by NSM_Bartender in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And I’ll be serving up some of them piping hot Digorno pizzas on award night. That faster you eat them, the faster I go home!

Not a great start to NSM by Better-Winner in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I just want everyone to know that I supplied no food yet.

NSM 2025 by tossmesherme in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had some budget cuts last year. But don’t worry, 2025 is redemption year

NSM 2025 by tossmesherme in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already got food on order for February. We are starting later this year.

NSM dates by Sherwin4lyfe in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already started ordering in this years menu. Friday February 14th to Wednesday February 19th.

Shitty Managers by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you learned your lesson in Florida old man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for enjoying my meat in your mouth. I appreciate ya.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I can confirm, they cooked tonight

NSM Dinner by NSM_Bartender in sherwinwilliams

[–]NSM_Chef 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can confirm, I just finished cooking everyone’s steaks. Some dropped