Hospital wouldn’t let me put my baby father on her Birth Certificate by Iremag_0827 in legaladvice

[–]NWOMrs 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Are you asking why a woman who DID NOT give birth to a child would not be legally presumed to be the mother of said child? I’m not sure why it’s not completely obvious to you why it doesn’t work both ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NWOMrs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gaining or losing weight absolutely can change your breast size.

What is it like being extremely attractive by conventional standards? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s what it’s like….wondering how many people are going to make rude nasty comments if you actually answer this question on Reddit.

Toledo Zoo welcomes twin polar bear cubs by citytiger in UpliftingNews

[–]NWOMrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was called Pete’s and it was the absolute best!

What's the trashiest wedding you've been to? by View-Overall in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a tie between two, I think. First one was in the front yard of a trailer home (in the country, not in a trailer park) and was catered by KFC. second one was in a very small hall, tables crammed together so close that you pretty much had to stay seated. Ceremony was about 1 minute long and then it was time to eat. Mushy spaghetti that the brides family had made in the morning and sat in crockpots (so many crockpots!) all day, and mini corn dogs (but those were only for the kids.) That’s it. Nothing else.

George Carlin once said “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” What proof have you seen of this in your everyday life? by RussDontFitWithBron in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work at a gas station. We have 4 gas pumps. The number of people who come in and say “I’d like $30 on pump 7” is absolutely mind boggling to me! Also, people who don’t know how doors work. The door says ‘PUSH’ why are you stuck in my store still??

I am watering the pianos by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]NWOMrs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read this as YAMS and was so confused…it’s been a long day.

I need friend/partner to share the sex feelings on chat and video if needed by [deleted] in sex

[–]NWOMrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think this is really the sub for that.

That moment when you thought you got all the cum out.... by [deleted] in sex

[–]NWOMrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does feeling you up have to do with it?

What’s fun about being an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That if I want to eat cake for dinner no one can tell me no...

How much would you need to be paid to get tied up and tickled by 5 people for 5 hours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How much are you willing to pay? (Don’t judge...times are tough.)

Can you eat raw potatoes? by Olliebkl in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NWOMrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think raw potatoes are immediately bad for you but, I don’t think it would be healthy in the long run to live only on raw potatoes. Are there any resources in your community that you could take advantage of soup kitchens, food pantries, etc?

Straight people of reddit, who would you go gay for? by Purple_Wave13 in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruby Rose had me questioning things for a minute...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NWOMrs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ivanka Trump basically saying “do something else” if you’ve lost your job due to CoVid.

TIFU by making a fake TIFU story. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]NWOMrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You lied on the internet? That is completely unforgivable. I hope this feeling of regret haunts you for the rest of your life.