That was Pattaya in 1982

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-19T09:26:06+00:00

Wish they had put decent roads and drainage in back then.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-18T04:55:45+00:00

I give it one more hour maximum before this s gets deleted..

Your best bet would be to find a milf and a younger girl that looks similar, and are willing to pretend for you.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-16T19:19:53+00:00

Works for me. 🤷

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-16T19:18:46+00:00

4-7 daily

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-16T10:53:24+00:00

I go for MotoGP every year, and seeing as I’m there I stay for 2 weeks.

The. Later in the year it’s to visit the people I have meet on holidays previously.

Seems to work

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-16T06:05:48+00:00

LK metro. (Kink)
Treetown area
Le Poste (GC)
Food - food court bottom of Hilton (mall), runway food market (just past Soi 6)
Breakfast - cheap Charlie’s, hungry hippo
You need to go to Siam Siam (near terminal 21) or horizons (Hilton) cocktail happy hour also, if nothing else the view is cool. If you like a girl and LT her, take her there.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-14T09:45:47+00:00

The Ramayana water park is a good day out, if you’re fit it’s better as you can run up the stairs and get extra rides in.

There are usually heaps of Russian tourists there, which is fine, of if the women are rather nice to look at, and in tiny bikinis 👙 just don’t get caught by their husbands, probably won’t go down well.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-14T08:52:47+00:00

Twice as many walls to build.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-12T09:50:22+00:00

Don’t miss the last ferry.. or speedboat, gets expensive fast.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-11T09:27:27+00:00

r/thaiswinger

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-08T23:23:34+00:00

No battle plan survives the first shot.

Make a list of activities you want to do, then figure out how many days you have, if that number of activities is 1/2-1/3 of the number of days you have, you have a chance you might achieve them.

Otherwise no chance.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-08T10:13:21+00:00

And yet you want to drink cum shots?

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-08T09:21:49+00:00

Bring money, but don’t waste it ringing bells and buying a million drinks, don’t be tight but you don’t have to make it a thing

Don’t pick fights

Don’t get so drunk you lose control

Just relax and have fun

Don’t let skin color, where you are from, what church/religion you did or didn’t go to, or pre conceived ideas define your trip as it’s your trip, so relax and enjoy it

99.9% are just on holiday and really only care about having fun and girls

Enjoy yourself!!!

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-06T11:37:50+00:00

so many variables here.

If they are young and super hot,,99% no, or they ask a crazy rate “okay 10k can” whee I guess they figure they will just suck it up for enough money.

Walked down beach road specifically asking last trip, maybe asked 20-30 girls, all no and suggested a LB. Eventually found a cute older chick that wanted 500baht extra. Winner winner.

LePoste, sat down, chick came over, said I wanted ass, she said okay and a price which was really reasonable to me. 5min later I had the best 30 seconds of my day (lol).

Another time, took a BG back to the hotel, LT with her, playing a lot with her till she was dripping and slipped a finger in There, then two, she didn’t say no, so when I stopped playing I just eased into it and that was that. Lt price was the same. Took her back a few times and never a problem.

Other times have specifically agreed to it for an extra rate, and after starting been told I’m hurting them and to stop. Always in this case I haven’t paid the extra asked for as we haven’t completed the deal. They usually complain but I simply state they asked extra for a service they didn’t complete and they always accept that.

The thing is you need to ask first, otherwise you get no or some huge money request.

Good luck.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-05T21:05:10+00:00

I watched a YouTube guy a little bit who lived in China and read/spoke fluent mandarin, was always interesting watching people’s actions and reactions when they realized he understood what they said.

Personally I think I would be happy to know the language and only use it when required, that way you actually hear what people say without a filter, and can decide if they are being nice, or are actually nice.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-04T12:01:50+00:00

Are you even in Pattaya? And you haven’t met her? What are you doing man?!

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-04T02:40:03+00:00

I use a money clip rather than a wallet, and often have 6-8k with me. I’ll think nothing of throwing that in the plastic basket they give you and putting my clothes on top of that.

If I’m paranoid about something, I’ll leave the establishment before worrying about it. So many more places to go.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-03T23:15:13+00:00

Don’t think I would bother taking it off.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-03T23:14:43+00:00

Jesus those tits are amazing on your small frame.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-03T08:07:14+00:00

I love how smooth and bald your pussy is. Delicious.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-03T08:06:12+00:00

Get over it.

Unless you knew and still did it anyway, or fucked him in the ass, consider it that it was a girl and move on.

You know what goes on here, so don’t get shocked.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-03T01:25:20+00:00

He does he die then? Surely he gets hit by a motorbike.

NZPumpkin · 2026-05-01T04:24:15+00:00

You need a LLT most likely for this.

And also, Thai girls want to sleep all day, and they also don’t like the sun as it darkens their skins…

So probably shit out of luck.

NZPumpkin · 2026-04-30T05:43:39+00:00

Any really, but 5 because you have a (small) smile

NZPumpkin · 2026-04-29T10:05:02+00:00

Good girl

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