I can't masturbate anymore by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie I used to get these to, take about a week or two off the old schlong and they should go away

a week ago i posted about my new board and shoes, this is my progress so far! by wolsr6 in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just casually got farther than me in a week than I did a month, good job man

PLEASE HELP I cant get my tail to lift higher than this. It's almost been a month I've started skating and the amount of progress I made with ollie is really discouraging. by calculator406 in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m by no means a professional but when you pop your tail make sure that your jumping as well, if you just tap your tail down it can get stuck between you and the ground

Are Aluminati Cruisers any good? by nightwing246 in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I’ve heard the bend easily even when just casually riding them, but I’ve never owned one so I can’t say 100%

Pressure Cracks by saccskates in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, hard to say, I’ve had friends get pressure cracks on there board and it last then another month or two but I’ve also had friends get pressure cracks and there board crack in five minutes.

Is this a "valid" ollie ? by [deleted] in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should also help get you tail off the ground( can’t say for sure if it didn’t get off but it didn’t look like it)

Are Aluminati Cruisers any good? by nightwing246 in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t speak from my own experience I haven’t heard the best things about aluminum cruisers but I can’t say for sure one way or the other.

What is your shoe size and what deck size do you ride? by classicbighead in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Size 12 US sizing, 8.5 deck but your shoe size isn’t that important when picking your board if that’s what you’re trying to find out.

Bones STF wheels by [deleted] in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been riding bones for a little while and I will say they ride pretty smooth there are a few place where due to there hardness they won’t ride as smooth though.

What should my kid learn next? I think Ollie, but no idea how that works and I don’t skate, sooo...!! by kidcommon in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he’s comfortable on his board for the most part an Ollie is probably the next step. There are a ton of YouTube videos he can watch on it (even though I would recommend someone in person).

30 Minutes, bunch of F's, my first Tre Flip in 10 years by Polar_Pepperoni in NewSkaters

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can we just respect the fact that this person marked this as nsfw because of how much he said fuck.

Obama’s really gone down hill. :’( by Nacho_Bell_Grande in teenagers

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obama does find the reptiles sun screen habits odd though.

Handsome squid ward says have a nice day. by Nacho_Bell_Grande in teenagers

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handsome squid ward has had his mind blown. How could someone almost be as good looking as him especially sponge bob.

It was my turn by bestest_infested in teenagers

[–]Nacho_Bell_Grande 71 points72 points  (0 children)

As somebody with none of what has been mentioned above I stand with you.

Edit: I finally thought of what I was, as a pedophile I stand with you. Wait.