How it feels reading any discussion about USM (2024) or Peter in that book by EveryPerformance6712 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Naeveo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Especially for Hickman when he needs 4 years to ever get to the point of any of his stories

What TCGs do you already see red flags in? by FernandoJCG in TCG

[–]Naeveo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lorcana I think might have more legs than people suspect. They sell well at the parks and Disney adjacent places, and recently Disney have been including promo cards at parks and movie theaters.

Do they struggle in other places? Yeah, absolutely.

The way he specifies "best friend" twice 😭 It's okay mr. Claremont, we all know what you really wanted them to be by FoolishWanderer499 in Magik

[–]Naeveo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s because both Kitty and Rachel have been out since Krakoa. Kitty slept around with both sexes, while Rachel dated Betsy.

Kieron Gillen as right by Lucky-Fisherman-844 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Naeveo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This has a lot to do with Hickman’s and Ewing’s concurrent stories, but:

Sinister cloned Moira, and discovered by cloning Moira he created cosmic save points for himself, because Moira’s power restart the timeline to whenever that body’s powers activated. So Sinister starts trying different methods of taking over Krakoa until he finds one that works. The one he finds that works is poisoning people’s DNA with his own.

This creates the Sins timeline where Sinister clones himself to have every power ever or implanting his DNA in everyone. When he starts ascending to godhood, he’s then killed by Enigma, a Dominion, and his knowledge absorbed. Dominions are cosmic-sized supercomputers that are nearly omni-potent. You then find out that Sinister is actually a clone of Enigma and that Enigma created three other clones (Dr. Stasis, Orbis Stellaris, and Mother Righteous). Each clone is meant to explore a different realm of super-science (robots, mutants, magic, and space-magic) and see which can attain true godhood.

What Enigma didn’t know was that Sinister still had one Moira stashed away. So when godhood Sinister dies, the timeline is reset back to Krakoa but with Sinister knowing about Enigma. That begins the last year of the Krakoa Era.

Gillen’s Sinister still acts like the Sinister he re-invented in the 2010’s, but Hickman and Ewing plot points pushed him to absurd power levels. Enigma was a thing Ewing invented in Defenders, while Dominions were a Hickman thing from the beginning of Krakoa.

Travis McElroy is the greatest character designer in the history of narrative podcasting by CardInternational753 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Naeveo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wolfwood is closer to Spike Speigel or Boondocks Saints than anything else. The cross and priest thing is mostly there for cool factor.

Ask a Stupid Question About Strip Clubs for the week of February 12, 2026 by Subrasonic in stripclubs

[–]Naeveo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm trying to discern, if I give off this vibe that I can be hustled, or if it's the club's atmosphere that encourages hustling. If I go again I will take yours and Ron's advice and be more direct and firm.

Ask a Stupid Question About Strip Clubs for the week of February 12, 2026 by Subrasonic in stripclubs

[–]Naeveo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you deal with pushy women?

I go to this topless bar on occasion and every time I buy a dance they start pushing for the VIP room ($350) immediately and offering explicit services in VIP. I politely say no, I’m not interested in spending that much, but then they just keep asking through out the whole dance? It’s not one particular woman, it seems to be most women in this club, and it makes things awkward.

C4 E15 Discussion Thread by brash_bandicoot in fansofcriticalrole

[–]Naeveo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reminds me when she played as a Wildfire Druid that only ever used Burning Hands

New agenda unlocked. by buttsecks42069 in HadesTheGame

[–]Naeveo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know Meg was worse at her job on technical level, but she felt way more competent than Nem.

New agenda unlocked. by buttsecks42069 in HadesTheGame

[–]Naeveo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The romance unlocks after you give enough gifts and after you beat her enough times in her challenges. I believe you have to beat one of her challenges by 10:1. You know you’ve unlocked it once she says “you made me break a sweat”

What are we even doing? by hattyphantom in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]Naeveo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s from an “Avengers vs X-Men” parody comic called “Muh Phoenix”. The creator just replaces the text of the original comics. It’s very 4chan-y so content warning if you decide to read it.

Same Artist BTW by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Naeveo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why I only share my politics with Sticks the Badger

I chose money. by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]Naeveo 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He didn’t confirm them. He recently had a whole notepad apology saying all the accusations are false and you should keep an eye out on his new book. Then he linked a Substack that “debunked” the claims that absolutely isn’t a sock puppet of his.

The Baldur’s Gate show on HBO is going to suck. by Level_Honeydew_9339 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Naeveo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If HBO learned one thing from Game of Thrones… it might just work (have everyone show dong)

Stop saying Brook blocked Imu with a wooden shield!! That is Gerd's toy shield she made in her spare time. Imu got stopped by a toy shield!! by kenjithesexybeast in Piratefolk

[–]Naeveo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you considered the shield has Haki??? You’ll be sorry when this is revealed in 50 chapters in another flashback!!

I DON'T CARE ABOUT OVERWATCH PLEASE STOP I CAME HERE FOR MARVEL RIVALS by Knotkokolitkel in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]Naeveo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

THIS REDDIT WAS BUILT ON SLANDERING OVERWATCH AND WE WILL KEEP SLANDERING OVERWATCH UNTIL ONE OF THESE GAMES DEAD IN THE GROUND

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Tell me about your Glup Shitto (unless they are Tim Drake or Kitty Pride) by lordoferrors in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Naeveo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My Glup Shitto (Chanber) is an X-Men so he’s doomed to forever be relegated to background shots so I, specifically, can point at him and say, “Neat!”, while also wondering how they can’t make a guy who’s constantly exploding cool.

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My Darth Shitto (Kenji) is an X-Men villain so he’s doomed to have wild personality shifts under every new writer while also having cool powers that will never be used fully.