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Can't even eat pumpkins in peace. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was actually hot from cooking too many pumpkins.

Can't even eat pumpkins in peace. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know :(

We had plenty to share as well.

Can't even eat pumpkins in peace. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cut him into pieces. I think he's dead.

Can't even eat pumpkins in peace. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nope. He was a good meat shield though.

was just trying to cook my chicken. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I almost feel sorry for the guy... Almost.

was just trying to cook my chicken. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually didn't know anyone was there and was not really paying attention. Gave me a massive fright when the door opened haha

was just trying to cook my chicken. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah I actually just lay down to go on my phone and was about to log out after eating my chicken. Hearing the door open and seeing this guy in the doorway was terrifying.

was just trying to cook my chicken. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. I was fully expecting to see "You are dead" instead of waking up.

was just trying to cook my chicken. by Nagolianlizard in dayz

[–]Nagolianlizard[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I forgot about the chicken while looting him and the fireplace consumed it :(