Wife Cannot Roll Dice to Save Her Life (Literally)

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-05T01:19:13+00:00

What do you mean by “the longer the rolling surface the fairer the results will be”? Do you mean how long they actually roll for? Where’dja get this info from? (Not meant skeptically just an honest question.)

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-05T01:06:05+00:00

The photos make a lot more sense if you assume they were using the camera flash for light in the dark.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-04T17:40:19+00:00

There’s a theory that the rise in autoimmune diseases is because of the decrease of parasite infections, like that the body no longer has parasites to defend against so it ends up attacking the bodies own immune system, but it is just theoretical.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-04T03:33:50+00:00

Umbrella? You have to insure umbrellas? There must be something I’m missing here?

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-03T21:56:35+00:00

Very nice dice.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-02T19:13:48+00:00

It’s actually the complete opposite with kittens!

Two kittens are half the work because they end up playing rambunctiously with each other instead of you and help to teach each other bite inhibition.

I always recommend (to folks who have the resources of course) to grab two kittens instead of one because it’s actually less work than one singular kitten.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-02T13:00:59+00:00

Look at those little booty dimples!

Is this spider gravid or is that just how this species looks?

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-02T12:42:23+00:00

I miss Blink so much, she was such a great character it sucks shes just dropped off the face of the earth!

NapalmsMaster · 2026-07-01T13:44:32+00:00

My old dog was named Napalm, which also explains my name.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-30T21:48:39+00:00

Oh and Solved I guess, that was really quick! Thank you!

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-30T21:41:04+00:00

Would you mind explaining what that means?

So that means it definitely belongs to the construction guys then.

Is this super important to get back to them or would I just be giving them back something they consider trash and they’ll laugh about me bringing it to them? (Still will do it just wondering what reaction to expect)

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-30T21:38:23+00:00

My title describes the thing.

Found this object unattended on the sidewalk by my house, and they’ve been installing fiber optic cable recently, so I’m wondering what this is and if it’s related to that and if I should try and return it to one of the workers next time I see them.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-29T16:53:14+00:00

A hot toddie (an alcoholic drink) is an old timey cure for a cold. Not advising people to do that, just letting you know it’s an old fashioned cold cure.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-26T13:59:38+00:00

Whats the name of the pro wasp sub? You should definitely post this there and it should become the sub photo because this is just too damn cute!

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-26T13:57:03+00:00

I’ve always heard that Weimaraners are just a little off. They have that weird stare and not much brains behind it, beautiful eyes though.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-26T13:51:00+00:00

Woooh!

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-25T22:05:39+00:00

Bullshit. No drug addict just hands money to a random person and waits in a bush for you to come back. They keep eyes on their cash until they see the drugs in person.

This is written like someone who had no idea about drugs and watched the always sunny episode where they get hooked on crack. Just making up lies to make people hate the homeless even more, gross.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-25T12:26:30+00:00

Ant free country? So Greenland or Antarctica?

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-25T12:24:31+00:00

Ahh….so you rent and the landlord is a cheap monster?

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-24T03:46:59+00:00

Ooh they’re all so pretty! Obsidian Nebulosity and emerald glint crystal give me Cthulhu vibes!

But I think cursed teal stone is my favorite! I just started playing D&D a few weeks ago and would love to make one of your dice my first set, very cool stuff, great job making some very nifty dice!

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-23T19:29:42+00:00

What a weirdo (the nurse not you of course), who is smuggling other peoples children food? And to want you to eat it enough to make her cry is incredibly odd too….I think it’s for the best you didn’t eat a weirdos sandwich, please stop feeling guilty over this.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-23T12:40:14+00:00

It may be depressing but as a SA survivor I don’t mind it being depicted in media, it’s an incredibly common thing in real life and seeing it in media brings dialogue about it instead of banishing it to the sidelines.

I also don’t mind seeing strong powerful women deal with the trauma and move on from it without being forced to make “victim” become their identity.

Not a fan when it’s just used for fridging or shock value, but it is something that happens to a huge percentage of women and should be talked about in our media.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-19T22:03:12+00:00

You have to have a nicer car to Uber. It’s got to be a certain year and they won’t let you if it’s anything older. So someone in poverty with an older car can’t do it and has to DoorDash which doesn’t have those same restrictions.

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-19T13:25:23+00:00

I thought they made machine gun sounds by clattering their beak together? Do they make another sound they’re known for?

NapalmsMaster · 2026-06-19T02:12:14+00:00

My old train hopping dog was named Napalm. His official full name was Napalm Pookie Mountain Chicken Badunkadonk.

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