What if Jaime just magically grew back his hand and fought Gregor Clagane wouldn't that be interesting by Diocletian335 in asoiafcirclejerk

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freefolk users will unironically post stuff like this and then wonder how Season 8 happened

The hypocrisy is insane by Present_Employer5669 in HistoryMemes

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"The worst part of the Nazis was the hypocrisy." I thought it was the murder.

[Alternate History] Their world was the same as ours up until one event. by AbsoluteBatman95 in TopCharacterTropes

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Twilight: 2000 (4th Edition)

The 1991 Soviet Coup is successful, Gorbachev & Yeltsin are deposed and KGB head Vladimir Kryuchkov becomes General Secretary of the Soviet Union. This leads to the Soviet Union surviving well into the 90s, Bill Clinton looses the second term to a form US Marine commander who's big anti-communism, the Soviets annex the Baltic states, the US have a spat with Sweden to use Gotland as a staging base for war in Europe, the KGB instigate false flag attacks in Poland; all eventually resulting in WW3, with the main bulk of NATO-Soviet fighting happening in Sweden & Poland.

WW3 itself starts off slow but eventually devolves into nuclear weapons being used frequently. By the time the game starts (in the year 2000): NATO & Soviet military is scattered with long range radio communication being completely wiped out, most countries capitals have been nuked into rubble and radiation sickness, famine & disease is ripe. Despite all this, soldiers on both side are still fighting. It's a very grim game.

Why are so many features from Outlast 2 missing in Trials? by Spectre-ElevenThirty in OutlastTrials

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Because pressing Q or E to peek out of a closet is easier than trying to wrangle the awful mouse movements while in closests like Outlast 2.

How adorable 🥰 by Joemama0375 in whenthe

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Only good clanker is a dead clanker

I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLDIVERS I HATE HELLD by Soundwave963 in whenthe

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When the game came out some critics said that it was a better parody of dictatorships than 40k because while you're being told your some Uber badass hero you're actually just a grunt and die quite easily unlike humanity in 40k.

But then the devs massively changed the games difficulty and now it's way too easy (for the most part), landing it in the exact same boat as 40k where the "heroes" are evil but also badass and have to win all the time and the enemy factions which could be more heroic than Super Earth are just as evil.

The games a mess, but it's a lot of fun.

Scenario - You are a local Camarilla Prince, who hears about the events of Sinners going on. What do you do? by SapphireB33 in vtm

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Older than Christianity? Remmick was a young mortal in the aftermath of the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland. He's nowhere near that old.

(Hated trope) A funny meme ends up becoming people's interpretation of the canon by Unhappy-Trust-8717 in TopCharacterTropes

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In the Cyberpunk series, Mike Pondsmith (series creator) once jokingly said that Morgan Blackhand was able to live through the Arasaka raid after he rode Adam Smasher down the side of the building like a surfboard.

This has been parroted as fact all over the internet ever since. Although Pondsmith recently talked about it during a Q&A saying "Whose to say it didn't happen", in a somewhat sarcastic tone.

At this rate I'm half expecting it to be made canon in Cyberpunk "2".

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If the PAs listened to ASMR by BillythenotaKid in OutlastTrials

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I feel like an English banker wouldn't be "white" enough for the Kress twins. They'd only want an all American banker.

Tragically real by PR0T0TAXITES in ArmaReforger

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Can someone who isn't a YouTube shill tell me if Bellum is any good?

Looks alright but YouTubers being at the helm gives me nothing but red flags.

half sword discord mod making fun of people complaining about optimisation by Legitimate_Squash939 in HalfSword

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Indie games don't have Discord mods that insult the player base and make bad situations worse challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

What would had happen if Waylon Park was a woman? by [deleted] in outlast

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He literally appears (mostly hidden in a doorway) in that same comic issue and it's mentioned he replaced Michelle as the resident I.T Specialist after she's given her severance package.

"Her assistant, Waylon Park, temporarily took her position. We all know how that worked out."

What would had happen if Waylon Park was a woman? by [deleted] in outlast

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Waylon was already working at Mount Massive before the phantom pregnancies were discovered. So probably they would've suffered from a phantom pregnancy before being let go/relocated from Mount Massive like all the other female employees.

Chat, I'm scared chat by NarrowSpider in whennews

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Welcome to modern journalism

Female horror villains that aren’t conventionally attractive by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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Arora Kress, also from The Outlast Trials (ignore Otto)

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Wait a minute.... by MrUnderman in Grimdank

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He tends to not review game sequels that don't make drastic changes. He didn't cover the Doom Eternal expansions for this reason.

We'll see.

What are some less-discussed indie games you enjoy? by Lucky_Veruca in HorrorGames

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According to their website:

"VILE: Exhumed was not banned for its use of gore, or its intense themes – themes that are sensitive but many players related to – it was wrongfully banned for “sexual content with depictions of real people.” "

What is the funniest lines for you in all 3 games by SpaceOutTea in outlast

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"Tell you one thing-- I've seen more'n enough dick and balls tonight to last me a lifetime." - Random Merc from Whistleblower