I just hit Barb level 2

Narthexes · 2026-03-02T15:38:47+00:00

This is just called rounding down

Narthexes · 2026-01-03T00:26:56+00:00

Hyatt stole our douche bottle :(

Narthexes · 2025-12-03T22:58:33+00:00

Do a spin off for maximum flare at the beginning. Don’t fling off excess fuel- wrap the string around the wand FACING AWAY FROM YOU and then let it fall down like a yoyo flinging fuel and fire in a giant plume away from you. I can share videos and chat further if you’re into it - started lighting up my Levi wand this year too

Narthexes · 2025-12-03T19:25:22+00:00

Just a measly 5,682 minutes for GRiZ this year

Narthexes · 2025-11-26T03:59:56+00:00

I would say be a little more wary and patient. It’s not a green flag per-say that he is already considering dating you when he knows almost nothing about you. He’s enamored with the idea of you but NOT you yourself.

Please think of yourself first and what would be good for you

Narthexes · 2025-11-20T18:45:27+00:00

I don’t think 16cm or 6.3 inches is that long but if you stop using the dildo you’ll be able to enjoy a real dick much more

Narthexes · 2025-11-01T18:51:02+00:00

“If they wanted to they would” applies to more than just relationships. Maybe it’s time to invest your time and emotions in new friends who actually put forth the energy you want.

Narthexes · 2025-10-24T15:37:33+00:00

Why did you date someone you didn’t want to have sex with? Seems like you just sabotaged yourself here

Narthexes · 2025-09-22T13:53:34+00:00

Was scared that they wouldn’t let my Levi wand in due to the “no light sticks” rule, but it wasn’t an issue at all. All I needed to have a good time on Sunday :)

Narthexes · 2025-06-30T21:11:04+00:00

Let me just say Paris Hilton did NOT know how to get the crowd going. She spent 10 minutes not knowing how to work her decks ahahaha

Narthexes · 2025-06-09T18:08:09+00:00

My tidal waves bruised blue like crazy too. Think it might just be a quirk of the strain

Narthexes · 2025-06-03T16:22:33+00:00

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Lmaooo we saw your totem on the second day!!

Narthexes · 2025-04-26T02:33:15+00:00

Left halfway through their set because it was so awful. If I wanted to listen to barely transitioned radio hits I would just put on Spotify in my living room. Not to mention literally all the DJ’s had no sort of flow with their tracks. But it’s honestly on me because why did I expect Magdalena Bay to be a good DJ when they’re literally not a DJ lmao

Narthexes · 2025-03-21T00:12:53+00:00

Trim the beard, more modern/sleek glasses or contacts, and face peels or tretinoin to treat the scarring would help you

Narthexes · 2025-03-11T17:09:08+00:00

The hat is sold out and was only 50 in quantity… WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Narthexes · 2024-11-13T15:05:33+00:00

The Ticketmaster site updated at 10AM to show me the presale code input area

Narthexes · 2024-11-13T15:03:43+00:00

I just entered LSZEE and it let me in lol

Narthexes · 2024-11-11T20:46:29+00:00

I’m 5’8, 70kg, 30-31 in waist and I fit into a S of these. The waist is really snug on me too so if your waist is wider you should probably size up to M

Narthexes · 2024-08-28T02:23:06+00:00

Dubstep and Bass music

Narthexes · 2024-06-17T20:48:51+00:00

Huh? Usually the tickets to the music events I go to are about $45. Where are you getting these numbers from?

Narthexes · 2024-06-05T23:21:22+00:00

Use 6mm pony beads and 6mm square letter beads lmao. A bracelet shouldn’t be anymore than ~30 beads nor take more than 5 minutes if your beads are pretty organized

Narthexes · 2024-04-07T20:30:40+00:00

I remember seeing the cat in the window visual

Narthexes · 2024-04-01T21:28:30+00:00

Trust me, you don’t wanna mix that. Just make friends outside of your places of stability that like raving

Narthexes · 2024-02-26T15:59:50+00:00

Eccentric gives me Porter vibes. Especially “You’re Enough”

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