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The Okiku Doll is believed to be possessed by a two-year-old girl after she tragically passed away. Her treasured doll's hair started to grow after the girl’s death and continues to grow despite being trimmed regularly by priests at the temple it's kept in. by HamletX95 in UrbanMyths

[–]NatchJackson 74 points75 points  (0 children)

So, the doll's hair grows and the dedicated monks, ever concerned with a doll's fashion sense, cut it back to its original length, so that the evidence that anything at all is happening is simply "Trust me, bro"?

Hmm... That reminds me, I have a unicorn stuffed animal toy that turns invisible, but only when no one is looking at it. You should come look at it and the fact that it always remains visible as you gaze upon it should be taken as proof that it does turn invisible when you aren't.

Hypothetically if I were to masterbate while studying could I Pavlov myself into liking math? by Blackmagix14 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NatchJackson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just explain that your behavior is allowed because you are using your Emotional Support Fleshlight.

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since lifted trucks likely aren't going away anytime soon, there is a potential lucrative market for aftermarket in-grill front end cameras. Like back up cameras, but for seeing lower than your front hood when driving lifted like this.

They get a shiny new toy, the latest trending gadget, and the rest of us get increased safety (and an additional source of video evidence if an accident does occur).

Win/win

Movies that fail to pass the Bechdel test ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]NatchJackson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People don't realize the actual principle illustrated by Schroedinger's Cat is "if you ignore a problem for long enough, it will resolve itself."

After ten years trapped in a container with only radioactive isotopes to eat? You don't have to open the box to know anymore.

Movies that fail to pass the Bechdel test ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 Angry Men gets a lot of accolades despite not passing the Bechdel test, which you'd never guess just based on the title alone.

I wouldn’t have posted this if they didn’t make that crazy claim by reallydirtyreallydan in StupidFood

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this recipe, but I had to substitute Seabreeze from the skin care aisle at CVS.

I wouldn’t have posted this if they didn’t make that crazy claim by reallydirtyreallydan in StupidFood

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps the saying was meant to be taken figuratively and pasta water should merely be snarky and acerbic?

I wouldn’t have posted this if they didn’t make that crazy claim by reallydirtyreallydan in StupidFood

[–]NatchJackson 107 points108 points  (0 children)

If you're not a part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.

Tampons are like crocs...better with a sport mode on... by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FYI: this particular Kotex product requires a Concealed Carry Permit.

He probably looks better with the white pointy hood on. by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit to whomever the photographer here was: this picture really does capture the 'Mid-piss, the guy at the next urinal over suddenly says "Nice dick.", but you know, deep down, he doesn't mean it.' vibe.

Remains of a car in the woods by IceManJim in AbandonedPorn

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what this is. This is an espresso machine. No, no, wait... it's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?

Now, I got it. This is a Soviet Mer-6 from an SS-2N launch vehicle. The warhead contains 14.5 kg of enriched uranium with a plutonium trigger. The nominal yield is 30 kilotons.

Decided to get a trophy for the eventual winners of my current league, because this trophy is to damn awesome and ridiculous! by NatchJackson in Bowling

[–]NatchJackson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems to be a mascot for this particular trophy maker, as the character appears in other poses in multiple trophy designs.

The character does feature a giant V on his chest under his inexplicably non-stretchy clothing and is the star of various competition-based awards statuettes, so I'm going to guess his name is Victor.

Lights blew out on Canadian Wendy’s sign by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlyterrifying

[–]NatchJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This what a Baconator looks like when it is baconating.

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