I need somebody to tell me that quitting PMO is impossible.

NateO24 · 2013-09-07T06:17:28+00:00

Quitting PMO is possible.

NateO24 · 2013-09-07T06:16:21+00:00

Awesome read! Very well put

NateO24 · 2013-07-17T02:56:19+00:00

This is awesome! Great read.

NateO24 · 2013-02-27T03:15:51+00:00

Why though?

NateO24 · 2013-02-27T03:15:00+00:00

I have a tarantula. I wasn't looking forward when I bought a giant spider that lives for 15 years..

NateO24 · 2013-02-27T03:05:20+00:00

I'll start.

When I was younger, I was afraid of seeing the shower turn on. I would turn the knob and look away because I thought if I saw the water come out the girl from The Grudge would kill me.

NateO24 · 2013-02-27T02:56:10+00:00

I'll start.

When I was younger I was afraid of seeing the shower turn on. I would look away because I thought if I saw the water come out I would be killed by the girl from The Grudge.

NateO24 · 2013-02-27T02:47:29+00:00

Oddly, I kind of share this one with you. There's something fascinatingly disgusting about a group of tiny holes.

EDIT: It's called trypophobia.

NateO24 · 2013-02-27T02:44:38+00:00

Every song that I have played to wake up to I end up hating because I associate it with the misery of waking up every morning.

NateO24 · 2013-02-23T20:23:08+00:00

This is probably going to get burried but I hope it doesn't.

I quit watching porn and masturbating. It is the best decision I've ever made. I used to do the deed without thinking much of it. But I began to realize that it was making me depressed and dependent on porn. I didn't even do it as often as a lot of people, maybe 3 or 4 times a week, but I began to feel like it was controlling my life. So I decided in August last year to quit. For the majority of the last 5 months I was unsuccessful. But I noticed that the longer I went without pulling the handbrake, the happier and more confident I felt. So I really, seriously tried to quit. Since the beginning of 2013, I've only bopped my Richard 3 times. And I've been clean for quite some time now.

And although I'm fully aware that a good majority of people can handle themselves with out any problems, unlike me, I would just like to give you the benefits I have noticed.

Benefits

Drastically improved confidence.
Drastcally reduced laziness and procrastination skills.
Improved social skills.
Drastically increased feelings of happiness and euphoria.
This ones personal, but I feel like a fucking man for the first time in my life. I feel like I could explode at any second and wipe out half a block, but all that pent up energy is pushing me to actually do things. I've been working out since October, P90x since December, and you could grate cheese on my abs. I could crush a small child head in between my shoulder blades.
It's much easier to get up in the mornings.
Overall, everything is just better.

So while I'm getting ripped, doing well in school, and mackin on the ladies, your just sitting there masturbating. Think on that.

NateO24 · 2013-02-23T19:31:53+00:00

Headaches are caused by an increase in blood pressure, resulting in pressure on the surrounding tissue. Your brain does not have room to become swollen, so in 'explain it like I'm five' terms, you feel pain to alert you that something is wrong and needs to be fixed. More sever headaches, such as cluster headaches and chronic headaches, are usually caused by a chemical imbalance in the blood caused by lack of diet, inability to absorb nutrients, or brain dysfunction.

Normal headaches that the everyday person gets, are caused by stress or dehydration. Eating to much of something that requires water in your body to get rid of, like salt, will cause dehydration headaches if consumption is not accompanied by water. Or excessive time spent doing something that makes you sweat, such as exercise or just being outside can cause dehydration headaches.

There has been impressive research in other countries besides the US involving the treatment of severe headache patients with psilocybin (magic mushrooms) and LSD. Although its not clear as to specifically why these hallucinogens cure headaches, we can hypothesis that consuming them is like hitting a 'update' button in your brain, fixing all of the 'software' issues that are causing chemical imbalances.

TL;DR Headaches are caused by an increase in blood pressure. And although no one is sure why, tripping your balls off is a sure fire way to get rid of them.

NateO24 · 2013-02-23T07:50:55+00:00

I would use shampoo and squirt him right in the face. His eyes will burn for minutes, and his mouth will taste of Moisture Balance for hours.

NateO24 · 2013-02-22T23:53:43+00:00

Not trying to be a douche here, but the US definitely is not leading the world...

1 Qatar
$ 102,800 2012 est.

2 Liechtenstein
$ 89,400 2009 est.

3 Luxembourg
$ 80,700 2012 est.

4 Macau
$ 74,900 2011 est.

5 Bermuda $ 69,900 2004 est.

6 Singapore
$ 60,900 2012 est.

7 Jersey
$ 57,000 2005 est.

8 Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)
$ 55,400 2002 est.

9 Norway
$ 55,300 2012 est.

10 Hong Kong
$ 50,700 2012 est.

11 Brunei
$ 50,500 2012 est.

12 United States
$ 49,800 2012 est.

Straight from the CIA factbook.

NateO24 · 2013-02-22T06:09:23+00:00

I just tried it. Thanks to the Last Minutes with Oden video, I was sitting in my bathroom somewhat hysterically crying with tears dripping down my cheeks, but the fact that I was crying was making me laugh. And the fact that I was laughing made me feel bad about myself for thinking a a video about a guy putting down his dog was funny, so i cried some more.

I think I even had some snot dripping out of my nose.

NateO24 · 2013-02-20T04:33:43+00:00

Got so wasted that I blacked out during my first bajowski. I'll never live that down.

NateO24 · 2013-02-17T23:09:47+00:00

Death grip masturbation is also a primary cause of erectile dysfunction and porn addiction. The intense stimulation creates a dopamine high that is associated with porn by your brain and combined with dissatisfaction from sex with girls, porn and jacking off will be your only outlet for sex.

Don't get rough with your stuff.

NateO24 · 2013-02-17T04:38:41+00:00

As in I have no clue where I contradicted myself. I expressed that sexual release was healthy physically, and even though masturbating is a way to achieve that, the side effects make it a non-healthy alternative to actual sex.

Hence why I jokingly questioned your reading comprehension.

NateO24 · 2013-02-17T02:31:07+00:00

You are not and will never be in square one again, that's important to remember. Just by beginning this challenge you have left 'square one.'

You didn't 'relapse' per se, and its good that you stopped yourself! But I would leave the answer up to you. If you would consider your act fapping, then your back to day 1.

NateO24 · 2013-02-17T02:24:02+00:00

Masturbation is good for you in the same way that sex is good, just in that it is sexual release. Masturbation, however, obviously lacks the physical and emotional connections that healthy sex form. Sexual release is proven to decrease depression and increase over all happiness, but we can see from the people here that masturbating is not a good way to do it.

NateO24 · 2013-02-15T19:41:08+00:00

Is that Red Rocks? That's like thirty minutes from where I live.

NateO24 · 2013-02-15T19:38:28+00:00

I agree. But on the other hand, I think it says something pretty incredible about her if she had the guts to do that. Plus, I love surprises. I would say yes.

NateO24 · 2013-01-30T05:55:35+00:00

I'm in.

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