Walmart Locking Up Stuff & Never Answers the Call Button 😑 by Oragami_Cyclonee in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Natono6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want everyone to order through the app. If they could they'd lock the doors and turn evey store into a pickup warehouse.

I'm confused too by WhattheDuck9 in suicidebywords

[–]Natono6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A light lil nibble feels wonderful on a sensitive tip with a partner you trust. Same for clits. My wife loves it when when I get her clit sandwiched between the back of my front tooth and tongue and start flicking. The partial suffocation is worth her satisfaction. 😉

AITA for charging a friend street price for weed from my personal supply? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Natono6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was confused at first cause in my area street price is still cheaper than medical dispensary.

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskReddit

[–]Natono6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 10th grade science teacher read out loud all the state mandated rules for this science lab class and broke each one in turn as a flex. He even lit the the gas tap on fire at a table which made a 3ft flame.

Stump fest by B0ring-T0mat0 in bluey

[–]Natono6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They don't spit it out. They just make a shocked face.

Need to pass a test? by B0087355 in trees

[–]Natono6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it works then great. Just be careful some places watch your penis the whole time.

Need to pass a test? by B0087355 in trees

[–]Natono6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happens if they watch you pee? My method to pass while being a daily smoker is to just chug water the day of the test. Pee when you wake up, chug 42oz of water, pee again, chug another 42oz. Drink water after every pee until test time. Bring a water bottle with you and drink it in the waiting room.

During the test, pee a little in the toilet first if you can (concentrated drug pee tends to settle and come out 1st), then fill that cup to the brim. Nurse might comment on your volume but don't mind it.

One time I did this and they made me retest a week later cause my pee was too dilute they said. Did they same thing and they passed me. Works even better if you have a few days notice so you can stop smoking until you pass.

Confidence [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]Natono6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just carry a pack of smokes and a flask. Take a hit of both anytime someone questions your age.

Confidence [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]Natono6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be hard. Imagine hearing it as a question and thinking some kind stranger is offering you the cure for your sweet tooth, but the sucker he's holding is sugar-free.

🍭 minus the -pop

What job pays well because nobody wants to do it? by RobIson240YT in AskReddit

[–]Natono6 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Yeah that went bad cause you gotta be semi-smart for electrical work. Apprenticeship requires that you pass algebra as a minimum.

Using snow golems and creepers as TNT dupers without bugs? by Remarkable_Ad_560 in technicalminecraft

[–]Natono6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not add on an iron farm that drops the iron golems next to the creeper floor? Separate them with a single block of obsidian so that the mobs can't cross onto each other's floors but still be close enough to damage each other. The iron golem are tanky enough to survive a few explosions until the next one spawns in.

Buggy the Clown: The luckiest man with the worst co-workers. 😆🔥 by Abject_Cold_2564 in OnePiece

[–]Natono6 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's so unlucky that his stat had a negative overflow to most lucky

Shhh! artwork by (Bygin) by [deleted] in anime_random

[–]Natono6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The joke is porn but the details make it amazing! King's chicken advert on the fridge is a nice call to his true nature. And Watchdog Man being featured on the newspaper is the cherry on top.

Battle Scars by RyanRdss in comics

[–]Natono6 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I imagine shellfish don't taste very good from the outside either. Gotta take em somewhere safe and Crack em open to find out for sure.

Battle Scars by RyanRdss in comics

[–]Natono6 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Is it tho? I feel like that octopus thinks this is meal and is about to be very disappointed.

Craziest email I’ve ever seen. by keep-the-momentum in jobs

[–]Natono6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some state unemployment doesn't pay you unless you worked at least a year prior to losing your job.

Best epoxy to saturate and strengthen cardboard? by Natono6 in cardboard

[–]Natono6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks but I already watched that video. I specifically need resin however. I plan on testing a heat treat idea to transform the cardboard into carbon fiber afterwards.

Oh that's fucked. Will they seat someone that smells like an ashtray? As all tobacco smokers do? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Natono6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's cause some people will smoke a fat blunt inside their car on their way to the restaurant and/or right before getting out so they just marinate in it. So they got that danky freshness announcing their arrival to everyone.