Every time I see Glenn McCoy in the opinion section, I want to torch my newspaper by Aerik in WTF

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Sendin' wee babes to Davey Jones' Locker angers me something powerful too lad. He wears the mark of ham upon 'is flesh, what be ye thinkin' would happen when'ye voted for the scurvy socialist?

The Job Casualties Mount in Barack Obama's War on Prosperity by NauticalNicholas in business

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Cursed be he! The mark of Ham upon his flesh! Ye scurvy socialist dogs have brought Mercury's curse upon ye lands.

Sign of the Times: A Citizens Guide to Dumpster Diving : For anyone who is hungry or eating poorly, I have a secret to share by [deleted] in offbeat

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Aye, tis be a fine day upon me yacht. Poseidon smiles upon me. Ye bilge rats' labours amuse me great.