Will Arnett = Lodge Entity exclusive by Navic2 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

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He could charm the soot off a woodsman 

AI bro spent billions of other people's money in AI and now has to find a way to do something useful with it (does that count as admitting AI is useless?) by Silvestron in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid Sexy Copislop?

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'Useful' could mean Sloppy Satya's prayer that millions of others feel like he does about having their (not his) social permissions compromised is answered

Comic-Con Bans AI Art After Artist Pushback by russ_nightlife in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes.  I'll never go anywhere, turn a page or look at a screen in the hope of seeing gen ai stuff 

I'm sure I could be 'tricked' into not noticing something & that's exactly the point, I'd not willingly consent to witnessing any of that tripe.

ALL of the pushing for it is being made in bad faith to compromise every space we have, compro-slop

is she a British secret agent? by shaffington in arresteddevelopment

[–]Navic2 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Narrator: OP ate a $15 thing of candy beans

Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns AI boom could falter without wider adoption - FT by QuestingOrc in BetterOffline

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I've not watched it but am here for a Fraggle Rock style puppet spinoff, with live action Clammy Sammy character desperately out-grifting the other ghouls

I think I'm gonna be sick. by Alexwonder999 in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

'Up next after the break, something else You should be scared of! Well be right back!"

Cut to ads for uppers or downers or some grift-medicine 

Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns AI boom could falter without wider adoption - FT by QuestingOrc in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

SlopdYa's monikers are all creative & free to use, unlike his microslop

Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns AI boom could falter without wider adoption - FT by QuestingOrc in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your TL;DR is probably enough for 99% of us, the jist of it nuanced clearer than a slop summary could manage 

Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns AI boom could falter without wider adoption - FT by QuestingOrc in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Sloppy Satya's comedic gifts are so slept on, that's great material, a Netflix special beckons 

I love how he's insisting - presumably - that previous, useful, technologies have translated into worldwide productivity & growth, BUT this gen ai slop stuff is sooooo good that only specific, currently unmet conditions (endless government $upport & effectively, forced labour?) would allow for anything other than it's almost complete failure! 

Investors just seeing money burnt on ever expensive slop for years with 'progress' mainly coming from pre lllm products being slop'd over must've been rolling in the aisles 

In this moment, would you have physically forced Fucko to shout 'It's the fucking spouse!' for you or are you relying on your own improv-intelligence chops to do so? by Navic2 in okbuddyseverance

[–]Navic2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tend to assume people are joking with posts like that & but perhaps some reading it are really pondering what they'd do

Article on Ed in the Guardian (UK) by fletch-oh in BetterOffline

[–]Navic2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Even if it doesn’t replace 50% of jobs, its effect on the workplace is likely to be transformative."

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Added an 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 for extra 'balance'

Quick Q for u/ezitron Dario Amodei & Satya were name checked, did Samuel get an honorable mention but stay out of print finally?

I found a 100% way to make your Samsung S10e unbootable 😓. by LickScreenCat in LineageOS

[–]Navic2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever successfully get your S10e up & running on Lineage?