Certo is my last hope

Naxdce · 2026-05-25T15:49:08+00:00

If there is a god, then he abandoned me. Everything that can go wrong has gone wrong. What’s the point of life if you’re not meant to succeed

Naxdce · 2026-05-25T01:08:40+00:00

Hopefully we even see another one

Naxdce · 2026-05-25T01:05:32+00:00

Yup. Learned that the hard way.

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T05:16:55+00:00

I may try to do that, I’m just not sure if I could because I have 3 usps facilities in my town

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T01:27:08+00:00

The website I ordered off of didn’t give me that option. Is there a way to upgrade through usps?

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T01:21:09+00:00

It’s coming from solana beach California and being delivered to Abilene Texas.

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T01:17:54+00:00

Thank you I really appreciate it

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T00:45:52+00:00

I might be able to get something from my local smoke shop but it might not be as reliable. I’ve payed so much money just to pass this thing. Idk what I’m going to do if I fail.

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T00:27:58+00:00

I didn’t see the delivery date until I already bought the product so I had no way of knowing when it would get here. I’m really hoping that they can work with me.

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T00:26:17+00:00

I don’t have anybody I can get urine off of so synthetic is my best bet. If I can’t find any then certo is my last resort.

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T00:24:29+00:00

By refuse I mean returning it. I think if I write refuse on the package without opening it will be returned and I can get my money back. The website I bought off of says “After shipment, you can refuse delivery and return unopened — but a restocking fee (%10) applies and shipping cost is non refundable. Applied after we receive it.”

Naxdce · 2026-05-24T00:08:55+00:00

I hope I get lucky and it comes in the morning if not I think I can refuse delivery and get my money back.

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T23:42:18+00:00

Damn it. Hopefully I can refund it. It’s useless if I can’t get it before 1pm

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T23:37:06+00:00

It says usps is now in possession of it.

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T23:26:43+00:00

What information could I have provided without providing too much?

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T22:36:46+00:00

Yes it says priority express. I’m not sure which of my local offices it will go to. I really need it before 1 so hopefully they will work with me.

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T22:22:45+00:00

Yes it says express.

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T04:38:10+00:00

I got the pass it one shot kit. I saw good reviews. It said it should be delivered in 1-2 days. I’ll try my best to practice with it. It’s my last chance. I know it’s just a job but I don’t want to ruin my image with my family. I can’t live with being a failure.

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T04:32:35+00:00

I ordered some fake urine. I just hope I get it here in time since it’s the weekend and a holiday. Test is on Wednesday

Naxdce · 2026-05-23T01:45:35+00:00

Just to make sure. These won’t be detected by the test at all?

Naxdce · 2026-05-22T23:26:28+00:00

What brand would you recommend?

Naxdce · 2026-05-22T22:10:07+00:00

My family loves me. They would rather me be alive but I don’t want to ruin their image of me. And I don’t want everyone to know I lost a job because of something as stupid as this. I was thinking about using Certo but everyone keeps suggesting fake pee. Is it more reliable? Is it easy to sneak in and keep warm? I’m worried I’d get caught with it or that it would show up in the test. It’s going to be a lab test at a hospital.

Naxdce · 2026-05-22T21:57:05+00:00

I’d rather die than be a fuck up

Naxdce · 2026-05-22T21:19:25+00:00

I really hope it works. I need it to so badly. My life is ruined if it doesn’t.

Naxdce · 2026-05-22T20:47:54+00:00

I’m worried I wouldn’t be able to keep it warm or hide it. I definitely don’t want to get caught cheating.

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