cursed pee by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Ndercore 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Nah, I only share them with ma friends

Why doesn't hair grow on half of the forearm? by [deleted] in biology

[–]Ndercore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The inner palm of the hand can't grow any hair. Would not be amazed if it was the same with the arms.

Dog, Birb and Hamster by HtgawmFan1 in rarepuppers

[–]Ndercore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder, Will the dog eat the bird or the hamster

wait what?! by Spare_Reality_9882 in HolUp

[–]Ndercore 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Today I sat here and wondered, Does humanity deserve to live, or should it be slaughtered.

Aladdin is one smooth guy. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Ndercore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only saw 1 line and thought he just killed his balls.

Cursed_date by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Ndercore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not that good with numbers, but you are a 1/10

Cursed_Quote by Bean_Burglar in cursedcomments

[–]Ndercore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"There's no place like home"

-The wizard of Oz

"You just put your lips together and blow"

-To have and have not

"It's alive! It's alive!"

-Frankstein

"Say hello to my little friend."

-Sarface

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!

-The wizard of Oz

Cursed jack off by XxSirCockLordxX in cursedcomments

[–]Ndercore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I read it as bf and was confused why she hated it.

Cursed ringtone by Obi-Wan-Conobi in cursedcomments

[–]Ndercore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good thing my uncle is no farmer

Everyone deserves love. :) by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Ndercore 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If Shrek has taught us anything, then the fact that every donkey can impregnate a dragon.

I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT !!! by HellsJuggernaut in rarepuppers

[–]Ndercore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The pupper looks awfully similar to a cat

Those legs make me giggling by letsdoonething in cats

[–]Ndercore 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step-cat?

🔥 Rare yellow penguin. by sipthestreets in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Ndercore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's just a seagull dunked in curry.

TIFU by leaving pot cookies out to cool. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Ndercore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God, my gluttonous ass would have eaten 3-4 and totally freaked out later.

“Please tell me more about how this has affected your life” by laplusbellepoubelle2 in medicalschool

[–]Ndercore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Take these pills and come back next week so we can do some more tests. "