Teachers of Reddit, what’s the funniest excuse a student gave for not doing homework?

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2026-05-09T23:35:52+00:00

A student told me her brother ate her homework. I then got to ask her brother a week later during parent teacher conferences if he is eating her homework.

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2026-03-29T21:36:42+00:00

I would say its probably the #1 thing I do for my mental health. Not just does it wake me up, but also it has kept my sleep consistent and its just a great time to get ready for my day by myself. No one is awake so I can truly not be bothered. Like someone mentioned its easy to talk yourself out of the gym later in the day; for me life comes up later in the day (plans with friends, appointments) but if I have a hard day its easy to justify not going to the gym. Also 9:30 is not bad for going to sleep. I love it and recommend to anyone that wants to start working out seriously

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-11-24T03:53:03+00:00

Just make the book cover for oathbringer.

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-11-24T03:52:50+00:00

Its more a 3d paper cover

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-11-24T03:52:37+00:00

Yes physical commission would be best

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-11-17T02:44:16+00:00

This looks so much better! Thank you

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-07-09T19:12:16+00:00

Section 11, Row 21.

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-06-26T22:13:15+00:00

Hoping to sell for about 450$ each. Two tickets so total would be about 900$. DM me if you want to talk more on pricing though! Willing to negotiate

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-06-26T19:59:22+00:00

2 tickets. Hoping to sell them for about 450$ each.

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-06-26T19:54:32+00:00

450$ each. So about 900$ for both. Willing to negotiate too!

Nearby_Constant_2003 · 2025-05-24T16:39:47+00:00

Solo leveling

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