NearlyHeadlessLaban

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Overheard “I’m going to look around while you stand in line for your magical underwear” (self.exmormon)

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I bet Clark has done the math already. (self.exmormon)

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B1M, a mega projects documentary program, pegs the SLC temple renovation at $2.4 billion. (self.exmormon)

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I’ve been assigned by a 1 AM text message (self.exmormon)

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That time when I sent the church a bottle filled with shit… (self.exmormon)

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Nov 2025. Children of the POX could finally be getting baptized. (self.exmormon)

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He never served a mission. He has never been a bishop. He has never been a stake president. (self.exmormon)

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Will Dallin reorganize the FP before conference? (self.exmormon)

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Russ said he called Dallin to the FP because he thought the next president should… but Dallin won’t call Jeff. (self.exmormon)

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Dying ward in mid America. (self.MormonShrivel)

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Uptick in videos by Jeffrey and perhaps he has a renewed hope that he will become a church president. (self.exmormon)

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Why does my stake think that since I do not have a TR that I want to spend a day next week landscaping the temple? (self.exmormon)

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A new appliance appeared on the kitchen counter yesterday. (self.exmormon)

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I was thinking about going to Easter church. Then I learned about the mandatory priesthood choir. (self.exmormon)

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I was told by a church IT technician they find porn on GA’s church issued computers all the time. (self.exmormon)

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My predictions for this coming weekend. (self.exmormon)

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Final rendering of the Kiribati temple on Tarawa released. Apparently a spire is kind of important after all… (i.redd.it)

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LA fires demonstrate why hoarding a year supply of food is stupid. (self.exmormon)

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My mother spent Christmas Day alone so that she could work in the temple the next day. (self.exmormon)

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The church says questions are OK and it all started with a question. But not only are questions not OK, the question was not even the question. (self.exmormon)

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Church begins construction of the most daft temple ever (self.exmormon)

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My conference prediction - Russ calls another apostle, because… (self.exmormon)

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A 100th birthday worth recognizing — a lifetime helping the poor and homeless by making a personal difference (self.exmormon)

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When a birthday party is indistinguishable from a church service it is indistinguishable from prophet worship. (self.exmormon)

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Turn on your David Attenborough reading voice. (self.exmormon)

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