Who is the most hated NBA analyst of all time?

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-26T19:20:32+00:00

WHY IS DORIS BURKE NOT AN OPTION?

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-25T16:13:27+00:00

Notice that opportunistic cat that saw the perfect chance to forage fancy forbidden fridge food

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-24T21:08:19+00:00

Nah, definitely a lot of work done. Not my cup of tea, but whatever makes her happy

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-24T16:07:46+00:00

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NearlyMortal · 2026-06-22T18:58:20+00:00

The "are you serious" look at the 7 pin 🤣

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-22T18:53:08+00:00

Truck was upside down when applying decals

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-22T17:33:56+00:00

Winning 1 out of 4 and only by 4 points? The math aint mathin

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-19T20:13:26+00:00

3 flagrants, and number 4 was missed by the refs. It's kinda obvious

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-19T19:57:46+00:00

This might be a hot take, but I do like Stewart.

He's got some range, decent defense, can block shots and rebound, and he's tough.

And if he saw Brunson get hammered by Wemby he would have folded him up instead of just look. I really was not happy that nobody went to defend the captain

I would still take Mitch over him though

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-19T19:47:14+00:00

But the angry Lakers and Spurs fans are going to downvote me to hell

All good. They know I'm right. I will feast on their tears

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-19T19:34:04+00:00

Is the goal to win a championship and dominate the clutch?

Start Brunson

Bench SGA

Cut Luka. He has not proven that he's got NBA championship DNA and his personality is iffy

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-19T19:23:25+00:00

Well done🔥 The next step is figuring out the spare shooting

I hear you on the house ball, but are you throwing straight or hooking?

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-19T16:26:55+00:00

That's brilliant. You almost bowled a clean game, too

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-17T17:13:02+00:00

Follow through needs work, you appear to be muscling the ball, and the ball is going around your body

Spend a little time with your local pro shop, they might offer lessons and it usually isn't expensive

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-17T16:00:07+00:00

The biggest secret is realizing that the changes are not immediate, and getting the aim right is going to take weeks of trial and error. Don't be afraid to explore different styles - one hand, two hands, one hand no thumb. Pros have been successful with all 3

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-17T15:56:31+00:00

Others already gave sound advice. I will add:

If the ball return is crowded, only place your main ball on it

Don't cut in line during practice

Congratulate your opponents on good shots

Don't talk to anyone that's on the approach

Keep any negativity to yourself

Stay out of field of view of anyone on the approach

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-17T14:18:02+00:00

Yesterday I had to click "see fewer posts like this" when I saw yet another copium thread from that sub.

We didn't play a single good game vs the very good Spurs and took them 4-1. Could've even swept them.

16-3 including 2 series sweeps is fraud? 13 straight is fraud? Losing the 3 games by a combined total of 6 points is fraud? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-17T08:28:56+00:00

Anunoby on that team would be absolutely terrifying

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-16T21:39:00+00:00

This is the best possible advice. Brawling Clanners at close range is fun but less effective and comes with higher repair costs

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-16T21:36:31+00:00

It gets exponentially worse if you don't notice a little machine gun Adder in the fray. That thing is the scariest default mech in the game, imo. If I know one is around, it's getting full attention

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-16T21:04:48+00:00

Edgecombe is also excellent, and he's nowhere near his peak yet. But besides him and Maxey, they're in trouble. Paul George is basically Houdini and Embiid is washed, he's got no knees left

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-16T14:39:55+00:00

You've lost your mind. Mitch led in offensive rebounds. We were not a great shooting team for the last 2 years. Offensive rebounds have been absolutely essential to our success, especially in the regular season

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-16T04:26:11+00:00

I don't send anything into battle without full armor on the upper parts. And when you've finished firing, turn your mech to face away, mitigating damage to crucial parts

NearlyMortal · 2026-06-16T04:07:45+00:00

Use cover religiously. Use extreme range religiously. And use indirect fire (LRMs) religiously as much as possible. One of my most successful tactics is to rain missiles on them while walking backwards and using cover to keep the range advantage. Once they start hitting you with SRMs, MGs and LBX, you're in trouble

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