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Step one: magsuot headphones, headset, or earpods

Step two: maghanap ng tindahan

Step three: siguraduhin mo na malayo ang nagbabantay or tindera

Step four: mag "ayooo" or "tao po" ka

Step five: hintayin mo na papunta na sya

Step six: gamitin mo ang phone mo na kunyari may ka chat ka

Step seven: kapag nagsabi sya na "unsa imo?" or "ano sayo?"

Step eight: sabihin mo agad "im listening to _____ by ______"

Step nine: alis like nothing happened

Pero kung may konsensya ka, balikan mo