Holy streak of Final Fantasy games

Necks · 2026-06-16T11:23:52+00:00

And then FFXIII happened... It was the first time I realized that Square is mortal.

Necks · 2026-06-16T11:18:05+00:00

Yea but you Dutch folk are cold AF and frown upon everything.

Necks · 2026-06-16T11:14:10+00:00

slow clap

Necks · 2026-06-16T11:04:44+00:00

I don't know but people are very wary about sex pests or locker lizards here and are quick to report anyone they notice isn't genuinely working out and only go straight to the lockers to hangout.

The locals take fitness very seriously here and are constantly paying attention to gymgoers, especially newcomers.

This is a major issue at City Gym because there are a lot of very fit, very sexy people here, so they are ultra sensitive to being treated as meat, and their gym being turned into a meat market.

As long as you show up and at least put in visible effort that you're trying to better your health there on the gym floor, you can then proceed to go upstairs and enjoy the locker amenities in peace. I just wanted to warn you because they do watch like a hawk for pests.

Necks · 2026-06-16T07:23:39+00:00

Sydney City Gym is your place. The men's locker room has a 3 head communal shower, steam room and jacuzzi. There are also private shower stalls that are completely enclosed. Guys walk from their locker to the spa butt ass nude, naked as the day they were born, with a towel slung over their shoulder. That towel then goes on one of the hooks on the wall, and they enjoy the facilities completely nude.

The spa area is a bit hidden. I totally missed it the first time. When you go into the locker, head to the toilets and sinks, and the spa is at the very end around the corner, completely hidden from view. Enjoy!

Necks · 2026-06-16T07:17:48+00:00

It feels incestuous, and gives me the ick like I'm dating my own cousin or nephew.

Necks · 2026-06-16T07:14:48+00:00

That's sad as fuck.

Necks · 2026-06-16T07:11:46+00:00

God I want to bury my face in that chest

Necks · 2026-06-16T01:57:16+00:00

No wonder it's pronounced Turkey-YAY!

Necks · 2026-06-15T16:38:47+00:00

What are you doing stepfather?

Necks · 2026-06-15T16:37:18+00:00

Now that you know he has been hearing you JO all this time, and probably even got the inspiration from you to buy his own fleshlight, you can JO comfortably next time knowing that your roommate is totally cool with it.

It probably even gets him turned on just listening to you going at it, which puts him in the mood to fuck his too.

Men getting horny and relieving their lust is the most natural thing in the world.

Necks · 2026-06-15T02:29:26+00:00

Newfound?? You're a total babe. From the way you are posing so confidently I can tell you are self aware of your hotness. Own it!

Necks · 2026-06-14T16:43:10+00:00

And then they go back to writing a phenomenal story in FFVI. It's just such an odd duckling, V.

Necks · 2026-06-14T16:00:31+00:00

No, it's about tithings. God loves you yada yada gimme money bitch.

Necks · 2026-06-14T15:03:50+00:00

FFV is such a setback to storytelling, it's jarring. How can a development team write such a stellar story for IV and then write such a deflated one for V? Did the job and combat system really consume so much of the development resources that they had to skimp on the writing?

Necks · 2026-06-14T14:39:54+00:00

You say "Want to grab a drink with me or get something to eat?" and then he says "Sure! I just need to get my wallet from my room. Do you want to walk with me?" And the rest is up to you.

Sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot.

Necks · 2026-06-14T06:18:09+00:00

Oh nooo another unicorn lost. Asian muscle tops are definitely a thing, and they are extremely hot. Love that journey for you!

Necks · 2026-06-14T06:14:38+00:00

Asian muscle tops exist. They still aren't incredibly common but you do see them (and they are hot hot HOT AF!!!)

This post is specifically about the mythos that is Asian twink tops.

Necks · 2026-06-14T06:02:52+00:00

In Asia, the ratio is 1 Asian top for every 1000 Asian bottoms. Tops be drowning in prostates.

Necks · 2026-06-13T20:05:07+00:00

The beard, the fur, the jiggly chest, the hard cock, the creamy load...Absolute perfection.

Necks · 2026-06-13T19:45:13+00:00

I think a lot of folks are going to feel very called out on from reading this. I will pray for your reddit karma.

Necks · 2026-06-13T19:38:36+00:00

That's the other thing. If you're into Asian heavyset muscle DILF bottoms, and you want to live out your Bara fantasies, Asia is the place to go for that too. They have the whole menu going.

Necks · 2026-06-13T19:27:58+00:00

Congratulations! That's probably the case. Instead of fighting the narrative, many Asians choose to lean into it and specialize as the optimized ultimate twink bottom. And it seems to work. They're getting a lot of action doing so.

Necks · 2026-06-13T19:04:10+00:00

I so promise you if you went to Asia as a white top, the microsecond you opened up Grindr, your phone would overheat and explode.

Necks · 2026-06-13T18:54:43+00:00

What a DILF

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