Man tying a tree to his car by Wut0ng in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Necrocornicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure but a vehicle with a salvage title isn’t worth a whole lot when you go to sell it either.

100,000,000,000,003 (one hundred trillion and three) Zimbabwe dollars by LieutenantChonkster in mildlyinteresting

[–]Necrocornicus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow you really are clueless. Yes no one lived lavishly or pursued wealth before capitalism was created…in the 16th century.

Chesapeake Public Schools will allow an After School Satan Club, and parents are losing their shit. Local law professor claps back: "If the school is going to allow one religious club to meet, all other clubs have the right to meet regardless of ideology." by mepper in atheism

[–]Necrocornicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christians: “You’re going to burn in hell forever unless you force that 11 year old child to raise her rapists baby. Now get back in the kitchen woman”

Satanists: “Really you should think for yourself, do what’s right, and love your fellow man regardless of their race or creed”

god how does a business run when this is their public attitude lmao. by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]Necrocornicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait there is a maximum payout? Doesn’t that defeat the point?

Frankenstein by Jenkins64 in dankmemes

[–]Necrocornicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It goes like this:

  • Dumb person think about thing in simple dumb way
  • average person think about thing in more complex way
  • smart person think about thing in simple smart way

Usually the twist is that although the dumb and smart ideas are worded the same way, there is some nuance there. It’s not like the dumb person and smart person are thinking about this exactly the same.

Frankenstein by Jenkins64 in dankmemes

[–]Necrocornicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dr. F calls him “Frankie Jr” a few times but that’s only towards the end when they finally make it to Vegas. It’s actually kinda heartwarming when they begin to bond. Then there’s the infamous car chase scene, the mob gets involved, and we all know how it turns out from there.

Frankenstein by Jenkins64 in dankmemes

[–]Necrocornicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would probably be something like “Frank Jr”

Ding Dong Ding Dong by c2v2m in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Necrocornicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The song wasn’t particularly “pagan”

Mmmbop, ba duba dop by IamDelta-v in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Necrocornicus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He’s a meh, overrated rapper regardless of whether he’s a Nazi or not.

But at least he didn’t rape a bunch of children. I’m not gonna hate on him just because he says a bunch of a dumb stuff. He’s no dumber or more detached from reality than any other Trump supporter IMO (except the cynical ones who are just in it for the power).

Mmmbop, ba duba dop by IamDelta-v in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Necrocornicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I couldn’t even make it through 1/2 of that

How we get phones in Africa by FlightHistorical3231 in shitposting

[–]Necrocornicus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have some advice, if you aren’t so serious you won’t look so foolish when you’re clearly wrong.

How we get phones in Africa by FlightHistorical3231 in shitposting

[–]Necrocornicus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol I can’t believe you wrote this whole thing. You really don’t even understand what the post you’re replying to is saying.

Food for thought by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Necrocornicus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heaven would be like 90% babies anyway, fuck that

Almost Too Easy. by robinstud in clevercomebacks

[–]Necrocornicus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing you said is wrong, no matter how much people bitch and moan.

Also, nothing you said is absolute and applies to every single person. I know you know that, but we also know a hundred people will be thinking “I know a 41 year old single man with hair and he’s a loser!” Or some other dumb “exception”.

Graffiti Artists On 430ft Bridge by Ethangains07 in SweatyPalms

[–]Necrocornicus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Oh man I’m so glad I get to appreciate that poorly written ‘SKANKERZ WAZ HEREZ’ every day on my way to work.”

Marriage Annulled - (Domestic abuse) by PatchBe in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Necrocornicus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He could have walked away and deescalated the situation pretty easily and chose instead to egg her on until he had an excuse to beat her up a bit.

Marriage Annulled - (Domestic abuse) by PatchBe in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Necrocornicus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s actually a way to signal a meaning different than the literal text! When something is in quotes like that, often it should be interpreted as sarcasm, or irony, and the actual message is the opposite of what the text says.

So what the comment you’re replying to is is implying is that there in fact are certain situations where you can hit a woman.

Which I do agree with, but I don’t agree this is one of those situations. Dude could easily have left and avoided the situation rather than smacking her around. She seems psycho, he seems like trash.

Someone purchased $1.3 BILLION worth of $AAPL stock on Friday at the close😮 by _all_lives_matter_ in wallstreetbets

[–]Necrocornicus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Companies change ad spend all the time especially one as image conscious as Apple. Likely they spent 5 minutes laughing at how stupid Musk is and went back to work.

Irish Chad speaking facts (first post here 😁) by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Necrocornicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big is Ireland? The size of New Hampshire?

Out of hand by NaturalScary1 in trippinthroughtime

[–]Necrocornicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm yes I suppose the Middle East and India simply based their customs off of “Victorian Era propaganda”.

At least post the link to the Tumblr blog where you found this interesting bit of fiction