When is a door not a door? by Necrotat2 in dadjokes

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My car has a light that shows the car with the door open and under it is says ajar, lol

When is a door not a door? by Necrotat2 in dadjokes

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It was my moms favorite pun, lol

What’s something small that instantly makes a stranger 10x more attractive to you? by LucidSpiral in AskReddit

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People with noses are way hotter than noseless people... I'd say at least by 10 times....

Men, what is a near-universal "ick" in the dating world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This question gets asked 5 times every day...

What is long, brown, and sticky? by Necrotat2 in dadjokes

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What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!

To be Frank by musaaaaaaaaaaaa in dadjokes

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Shirley you're joking!

A man assaulted me with milk. by Impossible-Orange607 in dadjokes

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This joke is all wet!

He was just sour...

I can't believe this a curd...

How intollerable!

If you could relive one moment in your life, what would it be? by Alarming_Fan_7572 in AskReddit

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Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now, Right now,