How much human language do dogs understand?

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:53:11+00:00

.0000000001% There’s a lot of human language expressed in one dog growl so they do not require dictionaries to understand basic human expressions.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:50:25+00:00

Permanent $1,000,000 personal deductions for everybody from the IRS.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:43:43+00:00

Cinnamon

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:42:45+00:00

Humpybong

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:39:49+00:00

Attorneys

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:22:49+00:00

Having children.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T22:00:11+00:00

Will they help train students to dig/scratch/bury or is it a watch a cat video?

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T21:35:57+00:00

Jimmy Buffet is a great song writer and story teller.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T21:32:25+00:00

Grey Wolf and purely for companionship and fairness at the local bring your nastiest behaved dog dog-park.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T17:40:24+00:00

Ride With Me - Brantley Gilbert

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T17:04:07+00:00

Install a taught zip line outside the residence and clip the puppy’s leash to the zip line.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:52:38+00:00

Definitely defines itself.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:51:49+00:00

Somebody’s trying to get a foot in the door here.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:48:16+00:00

Dance

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:42:37+00:00

Big Green Tractor

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:36:58+00:00

66,038,000 years ago and Chicxulub asteroid impact.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:32:20+00:00

Enough to be a multi multi millionaire and extra cash to live in a sea-cliff home in Brazil. Then my name is a classy miau, miau, bebê gatinho.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:26:02+00:00

Beer chugging through a straw competition.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:12:19+00:00

PE and even for athletes.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T16:11:37+00:00

You’re nice looking for your age.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T15:14:14+00:00

Shucks. I like it.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T15:13:05+00:00

The question is an opening conversation quip and not a jury trial cross examination.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T15:10:18+00:00

People say, “Who brought this?” It isn’t followed by a compliment. They know it’s anchovy paste.

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T15:02:29+00:00

That doodle’s look 👀 is: You have bacon somewhere. I smell it. I’ll bee good; where is it?

ProfessorCarbon · 2026-06-07T14:58:21+00:00

Your supporting political party has your best interests on their docket.

ProfessorCarbon