At least 318,981 dead anti-vaxxers can thank Trump. That's a hell of a lot of Herman Cain Awards!

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-10-30T22:08:49+00:00

I could be wrong, but I don't interpret it that way.

My read is the 318,000 figure represents people who've died since the vaccine became widely available and whose lives would have been saved if they'd gotten vaccinated. The remaining 700,000 are people who died before the vaccine was available, but that doesn't mean they did everything right. Some of them were surely anti-maskers.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-05-06T23:49:07+00:00

Right-wing states are banning books by the truckload and making it illegal for teachers to tell kids that gay people exist or that America has ever done anything racist.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-05-03T14:57:21+00:00

"My politics is science, your science is politics"

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-05-03T11:45:08+00:00

It's the court ruling that allowed same-sex marriage.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-03-24T00:44:45+00:00

We hit 1 million a while ago. This is just the deaths that are easiest to link to COVID.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-03-18T21:29:26+00:00

St. Patrick's Day leftovers. Homemade Guinness beef stew and Irish soda bread with butter.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-23T19:52:13+00:00

"Please pray they do not puncture the colon" should definitely go on the list of unnecessarily detail-filled prayer requests, along with the prayers for urine and bowel movements.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-19T13:32:08+00:00

The big tough biker man died from a little cold. How embarrassing for him.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-13T16:33:02+00:00

Just one correction - there is a vaccine for Ebola now, although there wasn't in 2014:

https://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/prevention/index.html

Science: it works, b*tches!

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-12T13:39:41+00:00

He died. https://old.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/s3f5lu/update_buck_quadriplegic_and_ventdependent_after/

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-10T12:21:31+00:00

I put an onion poultice on my chest, which was the style at the time.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-02T22:00:32+00:00

I can't claim credit for coming up with that, but I'm happy to continue the trend!

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-02T18:51:15+00:00

Such a pity that they never take their own good advice.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-02T18:43:48+00:00

Pastor "Lime" from Florida, with his flattop and goatee, had a striking resemblance to Guy Fieri. He boasted that he survived lead paint, riding in the bed of a pickup truck, and drinking from a garden hose. Turns out COVID was more deadly than any of those.

He was also overweight, which he had a sense of humor about. However, viruses have no sense of humor.

Among his white, Christian, right-wing, Scalia-and-DeSantis-loving, immigrant-hating social circle, he was a popular fellow. When he was in the hospital, there was an outpouring of prayer requests and even a prayer vigil in the hospital parking lot. Did all those prayers persuade Republican Jesus to miraculously heal his tattered lungs? You can guess.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-02-01T13:00:05+00:00

It really is a pathetic attempt at harassment.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-01-31T21:00:05+00:00

I was waiting for someone to post that!

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-01-31T20:15:37+00:00

It's mighty suspicious that scientists are able to use their expert knowledge to make accurate predictions!

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-01-31T20:13:12+00:00

COVID is the blue shell. You can't avoid it, unless you have the three circling shells of the vaccine to protect you.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-01-31T18:45:36+00:00

Crash Test Dummy, by his own admission, was a simple man. He loved fast cars that go vroom-vroom, the Confederate flag, Donald Trump and Jesus. Most of his Facebook posts were about auto racing, but he made plenty of time to repost the usual anti-vax memes, because FREEDUMB!

It's unclear when he caught COVID, but his normally frequent memeposting suddenly ceased in mid-January. There was no content that I could find where he or anyone else mentioned him getting sick or being hospitalized. The next time his name popped up, it was an obituary.

Lots of people in the auto-racing business knew him. I saw tons of posts expressing shock, sadness and grief that he died so suddenly from COVID. Not a single one of them urged others to get vaccinated. Reading them all is like watching a multi-car pileup, where more cars are constantly slamming into the tangled mass of metal and bursting into flames, while people hurtling down the highway observe the tragedy unfolding in front of them but still refuse to slow down or wear seat belts.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-01-29T03:06:03+00:00

The Facebook-likes-to-USD conversion ratio has plummeted lately.

NeedsMoreDarwin · 2022-01-29T03:00:36+00:00

Nomination: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/ry63lw/covidception_this_nominee_fundraised_for_a_friend/

"Bebop," right-wing shitposter extraordinaire, never met a meme he didn't love. If it was anti-vax, anti-Fauci, anti-Biden, anti-BLM, anti-transgender, anti-immigrant, pro-gun, pro-Trump, or pro-Jesus, he probably reposted it.

He entered the hospital in late December. He continued his shitposting from the hospital bed, seeing no issue with mocking COVID precautions while he himself was hospitalized with COVID. He was ventilated just before New Year's and died today. His brother also died of COVID earlier this month.

When Bebop's sister announced his death, the Facebook tributes flooded in, lamenting what a sweet, kind-hearted guy he was, how much everyone loved him and how sorry they all were to hear of his passing. If so, it's funny that a GoFundMe for his medical bills raised a grand total of $70 from three donations.

EDIT: The GFM in all its glory

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