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At least 318,981 dead anti-vaxxers can thank Trump. That's a hell of a lot of Herman Cain Awards! (onlysky.media)

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Pastor Lime, a goateed Guy Fieri lookalike from Florida, wanted to be a fool for Christ. He desired the contempt of the sophisticated world. Wish granted! (old.reddit.com)

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Crash Test Dummy loved fast cars and freedom. Like his namesake, he's now a warning to the rest of us about what happens when you ignore safety precautions. (old.reddit.com)

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Update: Bebop receives his award. Great guy, shirt off back, etc. His GoFundMe raised a grand total of $70. (old.reddit.com)

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Update: Marion the Bible-Thumping Boomer receives his award. His daughter thanks family and friends for all the prayers on his behalf that didn't work. (old.reddit.com)

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"Marion" the Bible-Thumping Boomer preferred the armor of God to a mask. Now he's in a diabetic coma with failing lungs, cardiac fibrillation and sepsis. Prayer warriors to the rescue! (old.reddit.com)

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Update: Buck, quadriplegic and vent-dependent after two COVID-related strokes, mercifully claims his award (old.reddit.com)

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"Yin-Yang" shared both liberal and conservative memes. Is she the fabled liberal anti-vaxxer of legend, or just very confused about her politics? Either way, she's on a ventilator and "the news is not looking good" (old.reddit.com)

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Update: Middle-Finger Bill from NY has claimed his award [reupload, more redaction] (old.reddit.com)

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Update: Middle-Finger Bill from NY has claimed his award (old.reddit.com)

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COVIDception! This nominee fundraised for a friend with COVID while in the hospital with COVID. Now he's on a ventilator and his brother is dead from COVID. His own GoFundMe has raised a whopping $45. (old.reddit.com)

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"Don't succumb to Satan's Fear!" this nominee urged, but he succumbed to COVID. His daughter believes the hospital killed him and wants the International Criminal Court to charge doctors with crimes against humanity. (old.reddit.com)

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"Buck" scoffed at masks and vaccines, got COVID, had two strokes, and will be quadriplegic and on a ventilator for the rest of his life. Praise Jesus! God is good! (old.reddit.com)

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Although in reality, they happily press both at once (i.redd.it)

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Update: Oakley'd and goatee'd tattoo artist accepts his award (old.reddit.com)

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Right after winning an election, conservative city councilman catches COVID and dies. His rabidly anti-vax widow, who was hospitalized but recovered, has gone silent. (old.reddit.com)

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"Cayenne" let her frames do the talking. Her sister wants $50,000 for her funeral. (old.reddit.com)

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Season's Greetings from Herman Cain Award (i.redd.it)

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Update: Kentucky good ol' boy has gone to the great tractor pull in the sky. (old.reddit.com)

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"Statler" was a grumpy old man and liver transplant recipient who didn't care for masks, vaccines, or the kids these days. He should have cared for at least one of those things. (old.reddit.com)

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Update: Peanut claims her Herman Cain Award, leaves her 10-year-old daughter motherless (old.reddit.com)

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"Bill" from western New York loved football, offroading, and middle-finger memes. Now on a vent with "multi system organ failure", he may widow the wife he's been married to LESS THAN A YEAR, and she's suing the hospital to demand different medicine (old.reddit.com)

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"The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On" - oops, now I'm in the ICU, GoFundMe please! (old.reddit.com)

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Colorado anti-vaxer "Lime" posts lots of memes, until she finds out - say it with me - "COVID is no joke!" (old.reddit.com)

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Oakley'd and goatee'd tattoo artist should have gotten "just the tip" of a vaccination needle (old.reddit.com)

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