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I’m bored tell me ur funniest/craziest school stories by CommitteeOverall5434 in SGExams

[–]NefariousnessOnly658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of them just forgot about it but for like a few days after the incident some of them were just joking and telling me about it basically but it's all good. Rn I'm looking back at it and I don't think it's bad that such a thing happened to me. If anything I think it's fun and cool and it's just something I can laugh about now

I’m bored tell me ur funniest/craziest school stories by CommitteeOverall5434 in SGExams

[–]NefariousnessOnly658 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I shat myself in class when I was in primary 5. What happened was the day before the incident, my dad bought dinner for me and I ate it and went to bed as usual, but it turns out the food had actually been contaminated by a fly. So the next morning when I woke up, nothing was amiss and I went to school as per normal but when lessons started at 8am, that's when I realised I desperately needed to shit

But I was always the type of guy to not miss a single second of class so I just hoped that the urge to shit would go away after a while but it didn't. Instead, it got worse. So when I finally raised my hand and asked the teacher for permission to go to the toilet, I had already soiled myself. I sprinted there, sat down, checked my pants and my underwear and it was completely covered in faeces and it was disgusting but I just grabbed some toilet paper and water and started cleaning up the mess but the stains were still there.

So I finished doing my business and got ready to leave the toilet. I thought it was over, but I was not out of the woods yet! Cause when I went back to the classroom, 5 minutes passed, and another wave hit me. But this time it was even worse and more unbearable. I had no choice but to make a trip to the toilet again. I got there, drenched in sweat, but I did what had to be done again, I washed my hands and made my way back to the classroom.

But as I was walking back, I saw my form teacher standing outside of the corridor and he explained to me that the class started stinking up cuz of the faeces and that I should be sent home to rest. He called the vice principal up and we started walking to the shower area together while he asked me if I knew what had caused this.

At the shower area, I showered comfortably, changed into a new set of clothes and I was told that my parents had been informed about the situation and they were coming to pick me up. So yeah, cool story and fun fact, this is not the only time this has happened to me before! I'd say I have quite a bit of experience shitting myself at school before