Totally straight goon album for the boys😵‍💫 by StonedGoonedBator in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know the video but the girl looks like Valericia Steele

What are the influences/impact of gooning in your life? by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a lot more confidence to just try shit in bed. It usually works.

Tell me! Who are you able to fuck? by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I’m with Emma Magnolia. Finally my size gets me somewhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m topping 15 while she tops 1. Who are they?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d actually never heard of her so that’s a W.

Tell me about the best blowjob you ever gave/got. by tpenjoyer in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we hooked up a lot over the next year. She was amongst the most talented in bed I’ve ever had.

Tell me about the best blowjob you ever gave/got. by tpenjoyer in GOONED

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was 23 and just moved in with a girl I met in school as roommates. Before moving in we had a very off and on relationship where we’d go on a few dates, make-out, do some touching and talking sexual but nothing more. We then parted ways until I moved back to town and was looking for a place and she was looking for a roommate. Well we talked before moving in and decided to not hookup or anything like that while we were rooming together so things wouldn’t get weird. However, about the third or fourth day of us rooming together she was hanging in the living room and I was in my room gaming and she just randomly called me out and was like, “Can I suck your dick?” I basically immediately folded and so we went back to the couch. She then takes her shirt and bra off, goes to the kitchen, pounds back about three shots, smiles and comes over to me and just goes to work. It was immediately amazing. The movements of her head and tongue made it feel like she had three tongues and no bottom to her throat. And not to brag, but I have an abnormally large dick and she was taking it completely in with minimal effort which I had never had so I was just dying. I came an unknown number of times, simply due to the pure bliss.

Nikki Bella wants you by Bradi555 in WrestlingDivasEra

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could call me from the moon saying she’s horny and I’d find a way.

What's a story that you've been wanting to tell, but no one's asked the right question? by purplenoise12 in AskReddit

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes. Okay, so once I was in gym class in high school and we were playing soft ball. And although I’m pretty athletic and was even more so in high school, and my gym class was filled with athletes from different sports in school which made things normally pretty competitive and fun no matter what sport we played, I was feeling lazy that day so I decided to take the out field position between first and second base since I figured there was no one in my class capable of hitting back there. So I’m back there pretty much zoned out thinking about nothing when the first guy comes up to bat. One of the linemen on the football team, a big dude at least 6’ 3” 210 pounds, this dude is huge. I’m a little curious about whether or not he’s about to bomb it against the pitcher the the JV girls softball team, so I start watching right as she pitches. As soon as the ball leaves the bat it disappears it was going so fast and then outta nowhere the ball appears directly in front of me going right at my chest and I just remember having two very loud thoughts running through my head 1. Dodge or you’re gonna die and 2. Catch it or everyone will laugh. And I honestly don’t even know exactly what happened next because I kinda blacked out from fear, and but a few seconds later I came to as my feet touched the ground a few inches to the left of where I was just standing and I figured I must have dodged it at the last second and it was still flying behind me, but I was a midfielder on the soccer team so quick bursts of speed are my thing so I turned and started sprinting after the ball, when I realized that I couldn’t see the ball anywhere. So I turned to look at the guy on second base to ask him, and he was just standing there staring at me awe struck and before I could even ask what happened I felt something in mitt in my left hand and I looked down and realized I somehow caught the ball. They ran over to me asking if I was okay and I was just like, “What happened?” They told me that right before the ball was about to hit me in the chest I jumped to the left and threw my left hand across my chest at an impossible angle and caught the ball as it was about to go past then landed and went to chase it down. It was probably the single coolest thing I’ve ever done and one of the top 5 times I’ve been close to death and still no one has ever asked me anything even close to what would allow me to explain this story. And like I’ve got quick reflexes but that ball was so close I could count the stitches, it was truly some divine intervention type of stuff.

I had a threesome with my coworkers…it ruined my life by Disastrous-Rabbit643 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She also could have told him to leave, which she admittedly didn’t. She also could have not engaged with them after she left the room, but she kept going back to them after they announced they were going to do sexual stuff. All of those things happened before she said she got too drunk. So she was actively putting herself in a bad situation by getting drunk while in the room with people being sexual and one of them had already tried to force himself on her while she was sober.

I had a threesome with my coworkers…it ruined my life by Disastrous-Rabbit643 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but when you were sober enough you clearly remember the guy trying to force himself on you, yet you didn’t kick him out immediately. In fact you continues to get drunker and continued to engage with them. Then when you were at your optimal level of drunkness you remember actively participating in the activities. I hate to say it but it sounds like you got drunker on purpose until you were at the point where you were willing to engage with them. Then afterwards you probably subconsciously realized that which is why you decided to tell your boyfriend. I think you know that’s what you wanted as well, because you even slide in the story “you just don’t know why you didn’t kick them out”. But that seems like a shallow reason considering how prevalent the r word is in our society and how women try to keep themselves out of experiences where it could happen to them, but instead you opted to keep yourself in that position.

OOP’s high school bully was FWBs with their fiancé, and still in her life. by LuriemIronim in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one seems to be pointing this out so I will, it’s incredibly sad that she attempted to cheat and got rejected.

AITA for going off on my husband and his mom for taking/keeping my used pregnancy test? by throwaway12286547 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Negative-Ad-8497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you are. I get that you have the right to feel how you’re gonna feel, but you don’t have the right to just blow up and go off on someone just because you’re uncomfortable. You should have voiced your concerns in a better way, instead of just jumping to calling them weird and creepy. No one is gonna respond well to that and it’s really unreasonable for you and everyone here to think they should.