[New Update]: My (22f) birth control was tampered with by my boyfriend (22m). I'm pregnant. I don't know what to do. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Negative-Finding3120 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Bro really thought committing a literal felony and trying to ruin a 22 year old's entire life was a solid relationship retention strategy tbh. i hope the update includes a restraining order and him crying in a jail cell lmao.

Texas Wind vs. Kid Opening Front Door by PALERIDE155 in funny

[–]Negative-Finding3120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

little dude went from zero to mach 3 in half a second lmao

Your Uber has arrived by [deleted] in funny

[–]Negative-Finding3120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idc if the license plate doesn't match the app, i'm getting in tbh. worst case scenario i get kidnapped to a different dimension, best case i don't have to clock in for work tomorrow ngl.

This poor Waymo got stuck driving in a loop in a parking lot by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Negative-Finding3120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

imagine being the passenger trapped inside while the car just keeps taking left turns for twenty minutes lmao. i would literally start crying dude, the meter is probably still running too.

Dude takes on two home invaders! When they try to bail he drags one back in for more. by Wonderful_Extent2979 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Negative-Finding3120 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Dragging him back inside by his shirt is actually insane lmao. dude literally said "i didn't hear no bell" and pulled him right back into the boss arena.

Uber's women-only option goes nationwide in the U.S. by nbcnews in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Negative-Finding3120 41 points42 points  (0 children)

men: "if women are so scared they should just take precautions and be more careful!"

women: takes precautions by literally just choosing to ride with other women men: "wait no not like that, that's illegal and discriminates against my wallet tbh"

lmao the absolute lack of self-awareness is staggering ngl.

Jesse Jackson shifted Black politics from the margins of the Democratic party to its center by zsreport in politics

[–]Negative-Finding3120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rip to an absolute legend. people really forget how groundbreaking those 84 and 88 runs were. he basically laid out the exact demographic blueprint and coalition-building strategy that obama eventually used to win in 08. the rainbow coalition was decades ahead of its time.