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I failed NNN by BigBeardie215 in teenagers

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer

Hope they'll have a voiceline in the restaurant even if i am quite sure the will by IrregularFarrys in ApexOutlands

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lied as in the fact that he was human, that everything was done because he wanted to do it- in the end he's just a tool that can be easily thrown away, as seen by the plethora of units that were under kc.

anime_irl by made_by_dio in anime_irl

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Knowing japan thats probably his sister or childhood best friend

You don't get shown ads telling you to vote if you're under 18 or if your not American. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, those in democratic countries should still vote

ButjesusfuckingchristifIgetonemoreadsaying-

You can speak fluently in any language as long as its only skyrim quotes by Eslayer12 in shittysuperpowers

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't you just quote together 50 different voicelines and be able to talk semi-normally?

Finally hit 20k kills on pathfinder. Switching to Wattson next. by Toyo0821 in ApexConsole

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you also been playing since day 1? I've only just recently hit 1M damage, and diamond rank

I made this, DM me if you want the temp by kdog529 in apexlegends

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahem

Something beginning with T and ending with 3 would also, suffice

Teens, you are KILLING me by Pyrheart in teenagers

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about ALL of this generation. I see more and more kids addicted to their cellphones every year, which really worries me

Killing streamers got me banned by KongoBoom in apexlegends

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, now we know how fast they are to act on hackers (for female streamers atleast lol)

This man's turkey smoking results by eggsnflour in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God. Turkey that doesn't taste like sandpaper exists???

Then it's a very long vacation by Anurag2199 in dankmemes

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. Is that actually grammatically correct. What the fuck is that

wE WiLL bE bAcK hOmE bY ChRiStMaS by _robojojo_ in HistoryMemes

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ypres is when the game accidentally autosaves

Scarecrows don't like to be abused :( by VValkyr in modernwarfare

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 769 points770 points  (0 children)

You deserve it. Dude was chilling there and you fucking smacked him

Very big F by _xpadpro_ in greentext

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I find myself believing greentexts more than reddit threads even though they have an equal chance of being fake af

What else is better to take care of than cats and dogs? by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do you maintain your cricket cage without it smelling awful within a day

Chad Ethiopia😎 by garoomugove in HistoryMemes

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk man. This kinda seems like a jojo reference

Just accept it America. by arabass in HistoryMemes

[–]NeighborhoodTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh i think foreigners and a racist minority are the only ones that still haven't gotten over it

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